Appa

Friends...?

"MUHAHAHA!!!" That was meant to be a victory laugh but came out wrong...

I finally had cleaned up every piece of vomit in this house!!! For outside, I used a hose to clear up the remains. I grabbed most of it with a towel, a paper towel and threw it away.

The trash was overfilled so I tied it up and grabbed it, throwing it over my back as I carried it out front, the king it into his dumpster. "Ewww, gross, gross, GROSS!!!" I squealed, jumping around and wiping the clothes off quickly, making sure nothing got on the hoodie.

I didn't eat anything for the whole day, I just laid on the couch, sleeping. I heard the doorbell ring and fell off the side of the couch. "AHHH!!!" I cried out as I fell. The doorbell is loud and rings through your ears, through your head, through your fucking soul!!!

I slowly sat up and scratched the back of myhead. "Fuck..." I sighed out. The doorbell rang again and I flinched but harder and farther, my right elbow hitting the coffee table. "AHAHAHAA!!!" I whined out, I quickly rubbed my elbow with my left hand. Tears formed in my eyes.

I quickly got up and rushed to the door. I tucked my lower lip into my mouth and sucked on it as I let out a deep breath. I grabbed the doorknob with my right hand and opened the door.

"Annyeonghaseyo..." I bowed, my left hand was holding the door open and my right hand was placed on the other side of the door, across from it, on the doorframe.

There was a female at the door. She looked me up and down as I looked her up and down. She was dressed as a sexualized plumber. Her and her jumpsuit that were shorts that stopped halfway under her buttcheeks. When our eyes met, it was like a brawl.

"Who the fuck are you?!" I popped out my right hip, growling at her. "I could ask you the same thing!!" "Can't, I asked first!!" I gave her a dickish smile and cackled like one of those fake bitches from "Mean Girl's".

She gasped and folded her arms. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME AND ANSWER MY QUESTION!!" "Not till you answer mine!!!" I said with gritted teeth, glaring into her soul.

"I'm Hyungwon's girlfriend!!" The plumber sighed, flipping the hair on her left shoulder behind her back. "Wow...interesting...and I'm the bitch he fucked and we have a five year old daughter now so get lost!!!" I slammed the door in her face and locked the door behind me.

I dusted off my hands and let out a relieved sigh. "That felt good..." I nodded and smiled to myself.

"Eww...eeekkk!!!" I flailed all over the place after the realization of what I just said.

I crawled back onto the couch and fell asleep for a few more hours.

I finally woke up around 4:25pm. I lifted my head up from a pillow and looked all around. My mind wasn't working yet, it wasn't awakened yet. I began to panic when I didn't know where I was. "JIN!!!" I shrieked as I fell from the couch. My head hit my left arm which was resting on the ground.

"Ohhhhh!!!!" I chuckled and slowly nodded. "I'm at the baby daddy's house..." I cackled and "muhahah" to myself. "I scared off his girlfriend...I'm so bad..." I cackled to myself like a villain again.

I just laid on the ground, cackling to myself multiple times until I decided to get up and cook some food. For dinner tonight.

Since I'm living here, I decided to be kind and pay my respects.

I walked into the kitchen and skimmed through his fridge. "Hmm...how about a spaghetti...egg...salad...sandwich...?" I frowned and tilted my head after saying that. I chuckled and shook my head. "Gross." My body went stiff, I put on a serious face and said that in a serious tone.