Ikemen Sengoku Writings

❋ Sasuke Using Vine References on Everyone // Headcanon

~~Sasuke walked along the corridors of Kasugawa castle, plate in one hand, and the other hand twiddling with spikes he kept in his pocket.He's generally always on alert, but when with food, he seems to let his guard down, and unfortunately now Kenshin decided to throw a sneak attack on him.Kenshin jumped from behind the corner, sword raised in the air, and Sasuke let out a high pitched, "Ahh!"Kenshin grinned, until Sasuke spurted back, "Stop! I could have dropped my croissant.""A what?"Sasuke just shook his head, walking past the blood lusting warlord, grinning when out of sight."Those are dumplings!" he heard Kenshin shout back.~~The ninja groaned as his knee made direct contact with the side of Yukimura's merchant cart. The young warlord laughed as his friend gripped his bruised knee in pain.Finally, Sasuke who barely shows any emotion, was showing some. But Yukimura's smile vanished, and eyes widened to the size of saucers when Sasuke said, "Mother trucker dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."Yukimura's entire face went red as he started stuttering on his words. "W-what?"Sasuke straightened up, fixing his glasses and coughing to clear his throat. "I'm sorry. I'll have to watch my profanity.""Your profanity?" Sasuke nodded, jumping up onto a nearby roof and saluting to his dumbfounded friend goodbye. Yukimura was left to ponder on what the hell he just witnessed, let alone heard.~~Kenshin offered to pay for drinks, after having begged though he'd have sheathed a knife through anyone who'd say that's what he did Sasuke to come.And yet, Sasuke had barely had any since Kenshin had drank it all leaving nothing for him.Without a thought, Sasuke took his cup and announced,"This bitch empty. Yeet!" and threw it across the local brewery.Everyone there including Kenshin was stunned by the action. The brewery had went silent as they watched Sasuke get up and retrieve the cup, awkwardly sitting back down and apologizing for his outburst."I saw a moment and I took it," he said simply. Kenshin didn't question it. He had better things to do than question the sanity of his ninja.~~If Sasuke in the future were told that he would be travelling to the Sengoku period where he'd be teaching the infamous Mitsuhide, famous for taking credit on the death of Nobunaga, a vine as a comeback for Hideyoshi always accusing him of treachery, he would have scoffed.And yet here he was, in conversation with Mitsuhide, only because Mitsuhide had discovered Sasuke's interactions with you, and the two had become somewhat of... acquaintances. Sasuke stayed out of Mitsuhide's 'snakeish' ways, and Mitsuhide kept it a secret for more of your sake that Sasuke was a ninja working for Kenshin.It had came up in conversation, and moreover Mitsuhide was making fun of Hideyoshi for his over protectiveness of Nobunaga."Say it again," Mitsuhide said, curious to hear the phrase once again that had kinda just slipped from Sasuke, but now he was using it as advice for the warlord."Why you need to know, all up in my pussy boy," Sasuke said with a slight cough. "Next time he asks what you were up to, I'm certain it will catch him off guard."Mitsuhide smirked, repeating the phrase. Sasuke had to bite his lip to stop himself from laughing, he could not believe this was happening. "You're an odd one, ninja,"Mitsuhide said, turning on his heal.~~"I love you, bitch."You were in shock, your hand over your mouth as a crimson blush crossed your face. "Oh my god." What the hell are you doing, Sasuke, was all you could think."I aint ever gonna stop loving you... bitch."~~Sasuke awoke in his futon, blankets all over the place from a restless night of sleep. He yawned, stretched, put on his glasses and rose, getting himself dressed. He scratched at his scalp, messing up his hair, then met up with a very tired Yukimura.His friend yawned, giving a small greeting. "What day is it?" Yukimura asked, scratching his head as he tried to recollect the day."It is Wednesday, ma dude," Sasuke said.Yukimura quirked a brow. "Ma dude?"Before he could ask what that meant, Sasuke let out a howl, throwing his head back and letting his arms sling down.Yukimura slapped his hand over Sasuke's mouth. "Jeez! What are you doing? You'll wake Kenshin and you know what that means? He'll want to fight.""Too late," said a husky voice behind them. Both turned and groaned to see Kenshin dressed in full gear, ready to fight.~~And yet, Sasuke could, but again, the opportunity could not be looked pass as Kenshin swung his sword at him,The blade missing Sasuke, but Kenshin's knuckles unfortunately made contact with his face, causing Sasuke's glasses to go flying.Sasuke sighed, and looked Kenshin straight into those multi-coloured eyes and said, "Oh fuck. I can't believe you've done this.""Why? Are your glasses broken?" Kenshin pondered, sword still raised ready to attack but less on guard as he showed some concern for the ninja's glasses.The ninja needed them after all to be able to see and do the work Kenshin assigned... yes, that is why he was concerned.Not because he cared.~~Sasuke watched from behind a curtain in the market place as Ieyasu passed by,His blonde hair aloof, hands behind his head, and a cool expression as he walked aimlessly through the town.A red blush crossed the ninja's face as he watched his hero for so long walk by him only a few feet ahead."Country boy," he started, making his voice go a little higher, "I love you,"And his tongue darted out of his mouth as he let out a loud, "Ahh," that nearly blew his covered, as Ieyasu looked towards the curtain for the sound.~~Sasuke was on a mission, and that was to spy on Lord Nobunaga, and get everything he could on the enemies latest war plans.However, Nobunaga was not spending the day in the tenshu, but instead was spending it at the hot springs.Sasuke thought you would be going, so he decided he'd follow in hopes he could talk to you. But he was surprised that instead of you he found Masamunejoining Nobunaga.The two talked casually, as friends would, however... a good distance apart from each other in the hot springs.There was a glint in Sasuke's glasses as he adjusted them before whispering so he wouldn't blow his cover to the bros, "Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay."He thought to himself, if only he had his phone with him, and he could use it, because he would by all means re-enact it,And by all means enjoy it thoroughly for the rest of his life.