Harry was sleep.
BOOM CRASH
HarY AWOKE "hel0? Cousin credit? Daddy?"
A big hairy man came into the house scream"WIZZarrdddd"
Harry cried "no mr homeless man, I'm no man"
The dirty homeless man didn't listen. He took haruuu and kicked mr. fat man on the way out
Harry lagfed "get fucked fatty"
Cousin credit watched with suhpreese
The big man cried
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You Fuck Your Cousin Too?? (HP Crack Fic)
FanfictionWHat if Harry POtter was never sent to the Dursleys? What if he was actually sent to the United States? Specifically ALABAMA. What will happen when I giant homeless man breaks into HArry';s hpuse and tells him that he is a wizard? WIll HArry go to "...
