"Harry get ur ass-eatin ass down here you son of a bitvh!"
Harry cried. The large man downstairs was not nice.
"Fuclk u!" HArry cried, "I'm a real boy."
The large man scowled and then puffed his man titties up. "I'll ban u from cousin Cedric."
"NOOOOOO daaddy. Not Cedric!" Harry sobbed.
The big man creepily smiled and tugged on his overalls. "Y'all aint shit in this here crib."
HArry got mad and all of a sudden the big scary man puffed up even fatter then he alreeady was. "woah" said aHarry.
"Put me te fuck down before I call Annie and my real son Tyrone."
Harry calmed donw and the bug man deflated. The the big man got angry and whipped harry. As harry was sent to his room, he cried "JOKES ON YOU< THARS MY KINK!!!"
The big man cried.
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You Fuck Your Cousin Too?? (HP Crack Fic)
FanfictionWHat if Harry POtter was never sent to the Dursleys? What if he was actually sent to the United States? Specifically ALABAMA. What will happen when I giant homeless man breaks into HArry';s hpuse and tells him that he is a wizard? WIll HArry go to "...
