Thiam Alternatives/Oneshots

Stressful

Liam entered his and Theo's house after a long hard day at work. He was tired and didn't think he could handle Theo's bullshit today. As much as he loved his boyfriend, he was a pain in the ass sometimes.

Liam walked into his kitchen hoping to grab something to eat. He gets out a plate ready to start making his sandwich, when he sees faint lines running through the plate.

He squints and looks closer realising that the lines were cracks, which seemed to have been glued together. "What the fuck", he says to himself.

"Theo!" He screams, "yes babe." Theo saunters down the stairs and into the kitchen where his boyfriend was standing holding their best china plate. "Don't yes babe me! Did you do it?" Liam jabs his finger to the cracked plate in his hand.

Theo gasps, "something goes wrong. You blame me, after all these years! Where's the trust in this relationship?"
Liam arches his eyebrow "this is one of the plates from our best china, Theo."

"Okay, so maybe I did it." Theo admits hesitant, "but it's only one plate and I tried to fix it." He gestures to the bad gluing, Liam glances at the plate and bursts out laughing.

"Y-you can't f-fix anything for s-shit." Liam stutters through his laughter, Theo pouts "hey don't diss my handy work. If I remember rightly it was you who put up the book shelf and now I can't store my books cause they fall off."

Liam looks up, " okay so maybe we're both shit but who cares cause-"

"Cause we're both shit together" Theo interrupts. "Okay I need sleep, I've had a stressful day."

"I'm sure you have," Theo stares lovingly at Liam