Ghetto Fly Girls

Da Streets Are Dangerous

*******This is the 2nd book of OMG I Lost My Weave, so please check out the first book!********

5 Years later......

Bonquedasha walked down her terrible rode back to her crib. It's been a while since she lost her million dollar weave and still couldn't find it til this day. Her weave incident spreaded across the neighborhood and there were rumors going around saying that somebody snatched it off her head and stole it. So ever since then Bonquedasha was under distress and kept an eye out for the culprit.

She was now turning 17 and looked more ratchet than ever. She put on a few pounds so now she was big as a house.

Bonquedasha decided it was time to get her some new weave because she haven't had a new hairdo in 5 years. She wanted an over the top lace front but it costed a lot of food stamps that her mamma couldn't afford.

Her mamma was tripping lately because she was on her period and told Bonquedahsa that she wasn't about to get no new weave until she pay for it herself. It made Bonquedasha sad so she's been hustling on the streets to find her some new weave.

So until she get a job, she has to make due of having a bald scalp. She wore a black du-rag so it wouldn't look that ratchet.

Bonquedasha was trying to rush to her house before the pedophiles came out. But she didn't have a problem with them because til this day, she was still mistaken for a boy. Well....a big boy.

"Hey boy, you betta hurry up before them pedophiles come out. They like fresh meat." This man across the street politely said. She turned around real quick. "Awww....you ain't no boy! "

She huffed. "I can't wait to get out of this ghetto ass neighborhood!!" She ran faster to her house even though she had about 12 more blocks to go.

Bonquedasha lived on Weave Street where most of the murders and burglaries happened 24/7 so nobody's house was safe on this street. Nobodies. People got tired of getting robbed so they decided to finally do something about it and put ghetto booby traps in their yards.

But the criminals were too smart and they would climb on the tall ass pine trees to get on top of the roofs to break in from the chimney.

It was very risky because the criminals that climbed on the trees most of the time didn't get to see tomorrow. So it was common to see missing neighbors or friends that suddenly disappeared.

"Hey you want some birth control pills?!" Mr. Nae Nae was in the middle of the street selling illegal pills from his trunk again. He was her annoying neighbor that always stayed in trouble by the law. "MR. NAE NAE......FOR THE LAST TIME TODAY......I DONT WANT ANY FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!!!" Bonquedasha screamed at him.

"Damn bitch! You ain't gotta yell. That's why you look like a man!" Oh no he didn't!

"DONT MAKE ME SUPLEX YO ASS!!" "Hey calm down chica....it was just a joke. You know you are my amigo....I mean amiga." Bonquedasha tossed some rocks at him. "Don't you suppose to be on house arrest?!?" "NO HALBA INGLES!" He shook his head and made sign language signs.

Everybody on the street dashed including Mr. Nae Nae when they heard police sirens coming down the street. Rrrrr... Rrrrrrrr..... The police cars parked In front of Mr. Nae Nae's trailer park again and he tossed her the illegal birth control pills.

"OFFICER, SHE HAS THEM!!" He pointed at Bonquedasha. "Da fuck?!" The police officers chased after Mr. Nae Nae and they finally used a tazor on his ass. "AAHHHHHHH!!!"

Everybody was peaking through their blinds or windows trying to take a sneak peak of Mr. Nae Nae's 5th arrest this week. Pano body knew where he got his bail money from and didn't want to ask either.

Bonquedasha dropped the sack of pills and snuck to her house. "You people love to run when y'all know we gonna catch y'all!!!" One of the police officers said.

"No halba ingles!!" Mr. Nae Nae pleaded to the officers.

"Everyone knows you speak English Mr. Nae Nae....now you will be arrested for violating your 16th parol and not staying in the house when your on house arrest!!" Officer Brown said. "Me not speak English. Me not no!!" He pleaded. "Save it for the judge!!" The police officers handcuffed him and tossed him in the police car.

People around the neighborhood clapped and cheered. "CHEER FOR THIS!!" Mr. Nae Nae wiped and smeared his dick on the window of the police car. Bonquedasha busted out laughing. "EWWWW!!" People shouted from their apartments.

"GIRL GET YO BALLHEADED ASS IN THIS BARN!" Her mamma shouted.

Yes, Bonquedasha's mamma said a barn. They have now upgraded from a shack, to a barn.

They live in the same location but the dude that lived in front of them mysteriously died and they took his barn. They still used their shack for the bathroom and bedrooms so it was forbidden to do a number 2 when it was time for bed because everybody could smell the nastay aroma.

Bonquedasha's mamma pulled her by her du-rag into the barn. "CLEAN THIS HAY!!" Bonquedasha looked at her crazy. "How can I clean hay?!?"

"FIND A WAY!!" "Okay." Bonquedasha started picking up each straw one by one and cleaned it with her tongue.

"You can't be rooming the streets all the time..." "I'm trying to find some new weave because you won't buy me any!!"

"Bonquedasha, you are going on 17 and you need to get a job before this summer is over! Yo mama ain't gonna make all the money around here!" She hollered. "You ain't got no money or job!" "Yes I do. Making sure y'all got food on the table and not letting ya'll live on the streets!" "Mama got a point." JaBreezy said. "Boy shut up before I pop the truck on you!" "Ok! I was just playing."

"Mama, what do you mean? We do live on the streets!"

"Dat ain't what I mean! I mean at least ya'll ain't pregnant or locked up!" "Mamma, my sister Lawasha is 4 months pregnant and Ladrya is 5 weeks pregnant! Ja'Marcius has 3 baby mamas and Ja'Breezy just got out of the state penatentorary last week!" Her mamma smacked her in the face with the bag of rocks. The bag of rocks was the new punishment since they all had to use their leather belts to close things like the refrigerator and cabinets.

"LAWASHA AND LADRYA.....BRING Y'ALL KIM KARDASHIAN ASSES DOWN HERE!!" Both of them jumped off the barn ledge into the living room. "Yes, mamma?" They said at the same time. "Is it true?!" Both of them looked at each other. "Whatcha talking about mama?" Lawasha asked. Lawasha had shorter hair than Ladrya did but Ladrya a green front lace that was more crooked than Lawasha's.

"DONT ACT DUMB! I KNOW BOTH OF Y'ALL BEEN GETTIN IT IN WITH THE NEIGHBOR'S SONS!"

"Alright! Alright!" Ladrya confessed. "Both of us is preg-" WAM! Ladrya couldn't finish her sentence because she was already knocked out with the sack of rocks and mamma later knocked Lawasha out too.

"Mamma, I think you hit them too hard." Ja'Marcius shook his head. "They just knocked out. They'll be okay. If they don't wake up by supper then i'll call the ambulance."

For some reason if you had neighborhood problems, the folks would call the ambulance before they even call the fire department or police. You only called the police to curse them out in Bonquedasha's neighborhood. You called the ambulance first when theirs a fire so when you risk your life trying to get all of your shit....there will be an ambulance outside waiting for you.

Ring! Ring! Her mamma's track phone went off somewhere in the hay. It was Bonquedasha's home girl, Washanetta Hoodrat. "Hello, what up girl!" Washnetta started screaming. "Gurl you gotta come to my house quick!" "Okay, on my way!"

"Where you thank you going young lady?!" Her mama asked. "I'm going to Washanetta's. She needs me quick." "You better not come back until you get a job!"

"Whatever. It ain't no since of me getting one if you ain't got one!" She rushed out the barn before her mama could react.