Ghetto Fly Girls

New Job....New Weave...

Bonquedasha rode her scooter to Washanetta's house as fast as she could even though it was only down the street. She loved going to Washanetta's house because she actually had a house! Washanetta didn't have a barn like she did.

Washanetta's mama was locked up for stealing so she had the house to herself with her Grandpa, Lofa.

She knocked on the screen door and Washanetta's son, Durango opened the door. "Mama whoopin us again!" Durango angrily said. Durango was 3 years old and sadly the smartest out of all of her 3 children.

She was the same age as Bonquedasha and Bonquedasha was relieved she didn't get pregnant. Her mama would kill her and she was not looking forward to getting knocked out with her mama's sack of rocks.

"Poor thang!" She picked Durango up and realized that he had a dirty diaper. "Let's change you, first." "Finally!" It was a shame that Bonquedasha had to take care of Washanetta's kids every time that she came over to visit. She fed them, bathed them and even read them bedtime stories.

She pulled the wipes and diapers out. Her grandpa was on the couch drinking beer watching Spongebob. It showed Mr. Krabs kicking Plankton out of the Krusty Krab and Grandpa Lofa busted out laughing. "My nigga!"

"Oh, Bonquedasha....wipe me too!" Washanetta's two year old daughter, Porsha hollered. She didn't know why her homegirl named all her children after cars. The sad thing was naming them after cars that she knew her ass couldn't afford.

"Do it before mama come back!" "Ok." She applied the diaper on Durango and he cheered. "Yes! I finally got wiped!"

"Why don't y'all mama wipe y'all?" "She forgets sometimes and one time our mama couldn't afford diapers." Durango said. "Are y'all potty trained yet?" "We had to potty train our own 'selves because we got low on diapers. Mama was workin' all the time." "Durango, you is one smart kid!" "Thanks. Mama always told us to say please and thank you." Durango was the cutest.

She changed Porsha's diaper and she cheered. "Yes! The smell of freshness!"

"Waaayyyyaahhh!" Chevrolet came running down the hallway crying. "COME BACK HER, CHEVROLET!" Chevrolet was 4 years old and he stayed into trouble. "Boy, shut it with dat crying! I'm tryna watch my show!" Their great Grampa Lofa shouted. Grandpa Lofa was only 51 years old and he was already a great grandfather.

Bonquedasha noticed that having kids early ran in Washanetta's family.

"Don't let mama get to me!" Chevrolet hugged Bonquedasha for protection.

"Washanetta, you got these kids scared half to death!" "Sorry, Bonquedasha. Chevrolet used my $5 to by him a toy and he knew he could of stolen it!" "Mama, they had cameras all in the store! And those people kept looking at me. I would of went to prison!"

Washanetta wore her hair natural today and she had food spilled over her shirt. "I'll be right back."

"Chevrolet, you would of never went to prison because you are only four years old." "Ohhhh..."

Washanetta returned with better clothes on. She just had on sweatpants and a t-shirt even though she looked way better than Bonquedasha did. "Hey, gurl! Whatcha doing over here?" "Well my mama threatened me saying that I can't come back to the house until I get a job!"

"My mama tried to tell me the same thang!" Grandpa Lofa said.

"Great grandpa....what did you do?" Durango asked. "I pumped gas down the street." The kids giggled. "What is soo funny?!" "You pumped gas!!" Chevrolet made a fart noise and the kids laughed. "I'll show you some gas!" He sped off in his electric wheelchair and the kids chased after him. "I'm gunnin' dis bad boy!"

Grandpa Lofa made a u-turn and sped off down the hallway. "Great grandpa gon' hurt himself." Durango huffed. "Ouch!" Grandpa Lofa bumped into some furniture. "Hey, I found a quarter! I'm rich!"

Washanetta threw Bonquedasha a soda. "I'm glad you came over here because I know somebody that is hiring!" "For real?!" "Yeah. We can work at the same place! You only gotta be 16 to apply." "Where is it?"

"Well, I know somebody who gave my cousin's sister brother's friend's ex girlfriend a job." She got confused. "Bitch, I know somebody!"

"Well, what's the job?" "You gotta fly on an airplane with me." "Bitch....hell naw!" "Why?" "Because I've seen all of them terrorist attacks that happened on an airplane! Somebody bitch ass always have to bring a bomb on the plane and everybody dies!"

"Bonquedasha....what the hell have you been watching?" "Airplane Hunters."

"I know that show! That is about that black man that finds all of them slithery ass snakes on the plane!" Grandpa Lofa explained.

"No, Grandpa. That's Snakes On A Plane." "Aww...well I guess it's must be that movie clip about that airplane hitting those twin towers." He nodded his head like he was literally correct.

Bonquedasha shook her head. "Grandpa Lofa...that was not a movie...that was a terriost attack called 9/11." "Aww.."

"My grandpa don't know what he be talking about at times." "Because he be drunk 24/7."

"Yeah, I'm drinking so I don't know what I be talking about." Washanetta shook her head. "Foreal, Bonquedasha....you can do this job with me!" "Well I guess since I only have a 4th grade education." "YEESSSS!"

Washanetta jumped in the air and busted out the moonwalk and the one-two step. "I'll call my nigga right now."

Washanetta dialed a number and a male voice picked up the phone. "I got another employee, Sackajahamma. She my best friend and she'll do it." Sackajahamma...who the hell is that? Bonquedasha thought. "Cool. Thanks." She hung up.

"Who da hell is Sackajahamma?!" "You'll see! He said that you got the job and we are leaving tomorrow, trick."

"To where?"

"Bitch, you'll see!"

That evening Bonquedasha decided to camp out at Washanetta's house because she was scared to go back to her stanky barn.