Suck Suck took Slurp Slurp out on a date to McDonalds
"If you buy anything more than 1 dollar I'm going to beat the McShit out of you." Suck Suck whispered
"Wow, you're real rich aren't you?" Slurp Slurp said
"I HAD TO SUCK 10 DICK'S FOR TWO DOLLARS SO YEAH I'M RICHER THAN FUCKING TRUMP" Suck Suck screamed out
They got kicked out by Trump himself and they had to share a cup of noodles from their neighbors trash can.
The End
Also, thank you Suck Suck for the amazing picture of Gorge and Pepa trying to kill themselves
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-SlurpSuck Oneshots-
HumorThis is me and my cousin's weird ship so ignore this I just felt like writing this。 Slurp Slurp Senpai - Is me 「the writer」 who is Suck Suck's senpai, daughter, and wife。 Suck Suck - Is my cousin who is my yandere, mommy, and wife。 Get your hand san...
