I was forced to write this
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So Slurp Slurp was pregnant with a child
Slurp Slurp went to tell Suck Suck
"Uh mom"
"Yeah fUcK ass?"
"Im pregnant"
"HOLY SHIT ME TOO"
"WHOA"
"LETS GO AND CELEBRATE!"
"YES"
They went to the dump yard and ate all of the trash to celebrate
"I FEEL LIKE JUMPING OFF A BUILDING" Slurp slurp yelled
So they did
And died
Lesson today is dont get pregnant, eat garbage, and jump off the roof of a building
THE END
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-SlurpSuck Oneshots-
HumorThis is me and my cousin's weird ship so ignore this I just felt like writing this。 Slurp Slurp Senpai - Is me 「the writer」 who is Suck Suck's senpai, daughter, and wife。 Suck Suck - Is my cousin who is my yandere, mommy, and wife。 Get your hand san...
