Hi, I'm gay pride Kermit. I am very gay. My family think I'm dead because I ran off. Because I had this ugly straight wife named Suck Suck and I she sucked sucked my dick and she became pregnant. Then she had a child call Slurp Slurp Senpai who is ugly as hell like her mother. I mainly left because Suck Suck had another fuckin' daddy in her phone and I was named sidehoe on her phone. So I felt that bitch. But ever since I left she has texted me over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times and I'm scared for my life. She said if I didn't come back she would burn all my pornos. So I'm very sad now. (T ^ T)
Imma die now
Bye
Gay
Best
Friends
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-SlurpSuck Oneshots-
HumorThis is me and my cousin's weird ship so ignore this I just felt like writing this。 Slurp Slurp Senpai - Is me 「the writer」 who is Suck Suck's senpai, daughter, and wife。 Suck Suck - Is my cousin who is my yandere, mommy, and wife。 Get your hand san...
