Slurp Slurp and Suck Suck where at school. As of now, Slurp Slurp was on top of a desk yelling
"OLD MC FUCK ASS HAD A STRIP CLUB MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN! AND ON THAT STRIP CLUB WAS CANDY FUCK ME HARD DAD-DY! AND A MOAN MOAN THERE AND A FUCK ME THE-"
"DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF YOUR MOTHER"
Screamed Suck Suck now on top of her desk
"I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO DO!"
Suck Suck then ripped off her shirt and started dancing on a random pole in the classroom
"THIS IS WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES! I AM SEXY AS FUCK"
"Who made this school?"
Thought Slurp Slurp
THE END
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-SlurpSuck Oneshots-
HumorThis is me and my cousin's weird ship so ignore this I just felt like writing this。 Slurp Slurp Senpai - Is me 「the writer」 who is Suck Suck's senpai, daughter, and wife。 Suck Suck - Is my cousin who is my yandere, mommy, and wife。 Get your hand san...