I went into the kitchen and saw a piece of chocolate cake on the floor
" What a waste of cake!" I thought so I picked it up but it was mushy
So I leant down on the floor and put my tongue into the cake but it was salty
Then my mum came around with protective gear on and a heap of paper towel and said " Jhonny!!! What do you think you're doing?"
"Whatever do you mean?"
" What do I mean!! You're eating freaking DOG POOP!!!!!"
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