The Girl Next Door (A Shane Dawson Love Story) **FINISHED**

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I wake up on Shane's hairy chest again. I smile as he opens his eyes.

"What time is it?" He yawns.

I look at the clock and reply, "Ten."

He shakes his head and gets out of bed. I watch as he searches through his drawers and pulls out a few pieces of clothing. "Help yourself to breakfast. I have to take a shower." I silently sigh as he enters his bathroom.

I walk into his kitchen to find Teresa cooking eggs and pancakes.

"Good morning, Honey!" She says with a smile.

"Hi Teresa!" I say as I sit down at the table.

She arranges the food on to a plate and sits one down for each person. She starts to ask my questions about my life and my past. I tell her about us moving around a lot and my dad. She even told me about when Shane was little. There were many embarrassing stories. Muahaha!

Sorry, I can be evil sometimes. I'm just Emmy. Weird old Emmy.

As I finish my meal, I search my pockets for my phone. After checking every pocket, I realize I left it on Shane's desk. I get out of my chair and excuse myself as Jerid walks in. I walk up the stairs drowsily. I'm so tired!

I open the door to see....

Shane. Not just Shane. Shane without clothes on. Shane in the nude!

We scream in unison, and I cover my eyes as he covers his... Junk.

"What the f--- are you doing in here?" He asks.

"I came in for my phone!" I exclaim. "Why are you in here NAKED anyway?"

"I forgot my undies!"

I shake my head. "How do you forget your underwear?"

"I don't know," he says. "Where's your phone?"

"Your desk!"

I hear him shuffle around and approach me. I keep my eyes locked shut, though I have to admit, I kind of want to see him..... Don't judge me!!!

"Here," he says as he taps my hand.

I pull my hand back. "Eww no, you just touched your junk!"

He sighs. "Do you want it or not?"

I shake my head. "Yes, but I'm afraid."

He chuckles. "Am I really that gross?"

"Yes." I smile back. I extend my hand and feel the phone plop down. I rub it on my jeans to disinfect it a little. "Eww, dick germs!" I whine.

He laughs. "Gurl, you will never get a man with that attitude."

I shake my head and turn around. I walk into the wall. "F---!" I exclaim.

I feel his arms guide me to the door. "Thanks," I giggle.

"I need to hurry. I already put on quite a show for the neighbors."

He closes the door, and I open my eyes. As I walk downstairs, Teresa and Jerid look concerned. "What happened?" She asks.

I shake my head. "I walk in on him..... Nude...... And then, I hit the wall on the way out."

Shane walks down the stairs, in his clothes, of course.

What? Did you think he would walk around his house naked? Pervert.

"Hey," he says awkwardly.

I shake my head.

His mom is speechless, then she finally speaks up. "I heard Emmy.... Walked in on you."

I feel my cheeks become about ten shades pinker.

"Sadly, yes." He replies. The door bell rings. He runs up to it and finds..... Shanna!