The Girl Next Door (A Shane Dawson Love Story) **FINISHED**

A Little Bit Of Spit

I walk through his door to see him sitting on his couch. Jersey Shore is on the television screen.

"Oh, hey!" He greets me. "Listen, I'm sorry for paying little attention to you this morning. I just couldn't lose that script idea."

"I'm fine," I reply. I slouch down on the couch next to him.

"So......" He says as he grins.

"Uhh, yeah?"

"I was thinking since we've been together for a while, we could finally---" He trails off and sighs. "I don't want to force you into it. I know you're new to this, but I think we should try it."

My eyes widen in shock. "And you're not new to this?"

"Of course not!" He exclaims. "But I just warn you, it will be rough and might involve a little bit of spit."

I gasp.

"I know, but hey, it's just how I am. It will be fun."

"Umm, I'm good."

"Why not?" He argues. "I feel like you'll do fine. It's not like you're completely unexperienced."

My face reddens. "Shane, I don't have ANY experience." I shout.

"What?! Everybody does. Are you in or not? If so, I'll go set up my camera."

"Shane Lee Dawson, we will not have sex, and we will not film it either!"

He looks at me in horror then chuckles. "You thought I meant sex?!"

"Yes.... If you weren't talking about...that, then what were you?"

He sighs. "Ask Shane!"

I frown. "Say what?"

"Yes. Everyone's had some experience with being on camera or maybe even being interviewed. It can be rough answering some of the questions, but it will be fun. Finally, there will be spit because I'm just gross like that."

"Ohhhhhh...." I mutter.

He laughs. "So you'll do it?"

I smile. "Yes!"

"Who should we be?" He asks.

I think for a minute. "Christine and the phantom!"

He gives me a "what-the-hell" stare.

"From 'The Phantom of the Opera.'"

He smirks. "You mean the abusive guy who kidnaps her."

I shake my head. "It's so much more complex than that! Gerard's Phantom is amazing and super dreamy!"

"Do we have to?" He whines.

"Yes!" I yell with a grin.

He sighs. "Okay..."