The Girl Next Door (A Shane Dawson Love Story) **FINISHED**

Ask Shane

He turns on the camera. "Hey guys! As you can see, I am dressed as the phantom from 'The Phantom of the Opera.' Obviously," he laughs, "it was not my choice." He chuckles. "Anyway, we have a very special guest today."

I stand next to him.

"Christine!"

I smile.

"Yes, it is Emmy. You might have seen her in some of my vlogs. She is my girlfriend. Yes, contrary to popular belief, I'm still not gay."

"Ehh, kind of..." I mutter with a smirk.

We laugh.

"First question. On Tumblr, RebeccaThomasTV asks, 'What's favorite song at the moment?' It's definitely, 'Somebody That I Used To Know.'" He takes a deep breath and starts to sing, "'But you didn't have to cut me off!' See, I sound just like him."

"Sure....."

He glares at me in a playful way.

I speak up. "My favorite song is definitely 'The Phantom of the Opera.' I am in love with that song, as you can tell."

Shane chuckles. "Like I said before, her idea, not mine."

I smirk.

"Next question. On Twitter, Smosher_Dawson asks, "What's one flaw or habit of each others' that you guys have learned to deal with?"

"Uhh, probably the fact that he spits and burps all the time."

He belches, and I stand there with a raised eyebrow.

He chuckles. "For her, I don't know.... Probably the fact that she has the weirdest cravings. Like she dips her fries into her frostys, and she also will eat mashed potatoes with barbecue sauce."

"What about you, Mr. 'Puts-chicken-nuggets-at-the-bottom-of-his-milkshakes?'"

He holds back a laugh. "Guurll, I am me. Deal with it."

I start to sing, "I ain't tell you no lies. Girl, deal with it. Tell me why you roll your eyes."

He raised an eyebrow.

"Corbin Bleu, duh!" I exclaim.

He shakes his head.

I smile, knowing his weakness. "Hey now!"

"Hey now! This is what dreams are made of!" He sings.

I chuckle as he frowns. "Case closed," I say with a smirk.

"That is the end of this Ask Shane. Leave a comment telling me who you would like to be sitting here. Maybe my mom, maybe Shanna? Alright, bye!"

He does his signature closing.

"You're crazy!" I giggle.

"I know!"

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