social media miniseries: down in the dms

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i've been binging rucas social media books and they're all incomplete so i am going to try and do my own miniseries without committing to a full book, we'll see where this goes :)
*usually lucas is sentimental in my au's but this time he is not*

@ Texascowboy wants to send you a message.
Texascowboy
Sup bby

thepurplecat:
accepts message request
what the please get out of my dm's
also that's not a good note to start on for future
reference when you try to hit on someone

Texascowboy:
a feisty one i see

thepurplecat:
more like an uninterested one

Texascowboy:
what can i do to make u interested?

thepurplecat:
change ur entire way u start a conversation
but u kinda already messed that up so...
bye now

You can no longer send dm's to this user
Later

Texascowboy:
yo, you're tagged a lot in riley's photos

peachyhart:
you really don't know how to talk with people, do you?
riley was right

Texascowboy:
good so u know her & i'm working on that

peachyhart:
maybe think before u speak???
and why do u wanna know if i know riley??

Texascowboy:
i wanna get in her pants

peachyhart:
wtf no blocked canceled move out buddy

Texascowboy:
fuck that came out wrong

peachyhart:
was there a correct way for that to come out?!

Texascowboy:
uhm, like a date. i wanna ask riley out to homecoming

peachyhart:
why the fuck should i help u "ask" my friend on a "date"

Texascowboy:
i like her but idk how tf to ask someone so strong willed out
i look at her a lot in chem but she never turns around
i don't think she knows i exist
none of my usual charms are working :/

peachyhart:
she probs knows who you are but chooses
to ignore you based on your reputation
also your usual charms are booty calls
that only girls like missy answer to

Texascowboy:
would u ever answer to: "hey bby" as
the first message i send u?

peachyhart:
absolutely not, creep. idk what riley was thinking

Texascowboy:
she was intrigued by me cause she answered ! is that a step?

peachyhart:
nah, one of her hobbies is telling off fuckboys

Texascowboy:
you're helping me w getting to know
riley so u must be intrigued too

peachyhart:
nah it's riley on maya's account, she showed
it to me right as u sent the dm and told me
to talk to you

Texascowboy:
well. you didn't see the chem message did u?

peachyhart:
i did. now why were u wanting to text maya for so
long? don't u have some other girl to hit
on that'd suck ur dick ?

Texascowboy:
nah ur the only one i'd want to suck my dick🤪

peachyhart:
gross

Texascowboy:
u kno u low key wanna

peachyhart:
nah small things are choking hazards :/

Texascowboy:
ouch. but ur funny

peachyhart:
and ur a fuckboy
are we done here?

Texascowboy:
i wanted to ask u something

peachyhart:
what?

Texascowboy:
can u switch over to ur account
it's weird talking to u but not seeing
ur profile picture

riley switches accounts

Texascowboy:
better

thepurplecat:
why me?
out of all the girls in chem?
why'd u think i'd answer to ur booty call?

to be continued...

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