Harry lays there on the ground. Eleabeard starts talking to all her Calderbitches around the world, "Uendjckaknxnsj." Her satanic rituals brought all of them around her.
She told them to take Harry's unconscious body and put it in a garbage can. They did as they were told.
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Harry woke up, "What the fuck, where the fuck is my phone?" He runs his hands around, and finds it.
Louis starts to moan. "Fuck Louis, where are you?" HE LOOKS AT HIS PHONE AND REALIZES ITS JUST LOUIS CALLING HIM.
"Hey, sweetheart," Harry answered the phone. It wasn't Louis.
"Heifnekdjdjdjsjndnxjzjxjsjsj," Eleabeard says.
"Bitch whore what the fuck did I say? I will choke you with your own fucking hair," and at this moment Harry was so pissed off.
His only duty was to get rid of Eleabeard forever. "You will DIE! And forever this time, okay bitch?"
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The Haunting of Eleabeard (Larry Stylinson)
FanficEleabeard was a dark creature that wanted two things. money. and starbucks. CAUTION: Mild sex scenes and intense vocab. If you are a calderbitch I recommend you do not read this.
