England is teasing France on their former empire.England: I am the greatest among us!
France : Because of your sabatage and dirty tricks? Lol.
England : And my children is very successful now! Look at Australia, Canada, India and my precious United States which grow really great! How bout' you?
France : I still have French Guinea with me😝 Besides, you conquer those not armed and uncivilized people. While I conquer most of Europe.😜
England : I had the biggest empire in the world lol.
*United States enter*
England : My son! Look who's-
US: Russia is threatening Ukraine I'll use you to help her!
France: What?
England: Ok
Russia with Crimea: Bitches.
Ok. That's the first one. Lol. Weird.