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England is teasing France on their former empire.

England: I am the greatest among us!

France : Because of your sabatage and dirty tricks? Lol.

England : And my children is very successful now! Look at Australia, Canada, India and my precious United States which grow really great! How bout' you?

France : I still have French Guinea with me😝 Besides, you conquer those not armed and uncivilized people. While I conquer most of Europe.😜

England : I had the biggest empire in the world lol.

*United States enter*

England : My son! Look who's-

US: Russia is threatening Ukraine I'll use you to help her!

France: What?

England: Ok

Russia with Crimea: Bitches.

Ok. That's the first one. Lol. Weird.

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