After World War 2
USSR: Well, what should we so with these Koreas?
USA: I should raise them both.
USSR: Lol. We both defeated their Adoptive father, Empire of Japan.
USA: I will teach her Democracy.
* USA pointed at the Girl Korea*
USSR: Nope. It should be communism!
*USSR pointed at The boy Korea*
USA: Well, let's take each Korea.
USSR: Lol fine.
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Few Years later
North Korea: DDAAAADDDYYYYYY!
USSR: What the hell is your problem?!
North Korea: I want some nukes!
USSR: Well wait until you,
*Suddenly USSR broke up*
Russia: Well damn.
North Korea: Wow. Hey dad, I saw one girl on the other side. She looks nice!
Russia: Well she's bad. But you can see for yourself. Go with China if you want to see her.
****
South Korea: Well it looks like I'm improving! Thanks Dad!
USA: No Problem! :)
Japan: Hey South Korea can we play outside?
S. Korea: Well ok?
****
*North Korea saw South Korea ob the road.*
North Korea: Well Hello!
South Korea: Hi!
Japan: (whispering) Hey South Korea, I think we shouldn't talk to him!
S. Korea: Why not? He looks kind
N. Korea: Hi, I am North Korea hehehe
China: I am China
S. Korea: I am S. Korea
Japan: ....
S. Korea: Japan, Don't be a jerk!
Japan: Look, I know it's very early to judge you but I think you're no great.
S. Korea: Japan!
N. Korea: Well, the feeling is mutual.
Japan: Hey China, keep your friend away from her.
China: Hmmppp
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At home
N. Korea: Dad! I hate that boy near S. Korea! I want him dead!
Russia: Well she's your twin.
N. Korea: Re- Really?
*N. Korea is shocked*
China: Yes yes. And she's very rich I see lol.
Russia: You know, you should be the real Korea. You were named Korea for a reason. You must destroy South Korea!
N. Korea: But, she's my twin sister...
Russia: She's rich! She's great and she's successfull! How about you. Lol
N. Korea: ...
China: Don't worry, I'll back you up!
N. Korea: Ok fine. I'll try to do it...