8- N. And S. Korea

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After World War 2

USSR: Well, what should we so with these Koreas?

USA: I should raise them both.

USSR: Lol. We both defeated their Adoptive father, Empire of Japan.

USA: I will teach her Democracy.

* USA pointed at the Girl Korea*

USSR: Nope. It should be communism!

*USSR pointed at The boy Korea*

USA: Well, let's take each Korea.

USSR: Lol fine.

****

Few Years later

North Korea: DDAAAADDDYYYYYY!

USSR: What the hell is your problem?!

North Korea: I want some nukes!

USSR: Well wait until you,

*Suddenly USSR broke up*

Russia: Well damn.

North Korea: Wow. Hey dad, I saw one girl on the other side. She looks nice!

Russia: Well she's bad. But you can see for yourself. Go with China if you want to see her.

****

South Korea: Well it looks like I'm improving! Thanks Dad!

USA: No Problem! :)

Japan: Hey South Korea can we play outside?

S. Korea: Well ok?

****

*North Korea saw South Korea ob the road.*

North Korea: Well Hello!

South Korea: Hi!

Japan: (whispering) Hey South Korea, I think we shouldn't talk to him!

S. Korea: Why not? He looks kind

N. Korea: Hi, I am North Korea hehehe

China: I am China

S. Korea: I am S. Korea

Japan: ....

S. Korea: Japan, Don't be a jerk!

Japan: Look, I know it's very early to judge you but I think you're no great.

S. Korea: Japan!

N. Korea: Well, the feeling is mutual.

Japan: Hey China, keep your friend away from her.

China: Hmmppp

***

At home

N. Korea: Dad! I hate that boy near S. Korea! I want him dead!

Russia: Well she's your twin.

N. Korea: Re- Really?

*N. Korea is shocked*

China: Yes yes. And she's very rich I see lol.

Russia: You know, you should be the real Korea. You were named Korea for a reason. You must destroy South Korea!

N. Korea: But, she's my twin sister...

Russia: She's rich! She's great and she's successfull! How about you. Lol

N. Korea: ...

China: Don't worry, I'll back you up!

N. Korea: Ok fine. I'll try to do it...

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