9 - Neutral Powers in WW2

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Switzerland and Ireland are walking on the street.

Switzerland: Hey Ireland, I heared there would be a show today?

Ireland: Yes yes I heared it too. As far as I know, Latino countries with Germany is the characters!

Switzerland: Wow!

Ireland: And maybe, just maybe some of our friend are joining!

Switzerland: I'm looking forward to it!

***

At the venue

Switzerland: Hmmm there no single Latino country in here?

Ireland: Well, I don't know. But there's Germany!

*Germany killed Austria*

Austria: AHHHHHHH

Ireland: Whoo that was a great scream! It's like he's really been killed!

Germany: Hehehe Czechoslovakia!

*Czechoslovakia's been killed*

UK: GERMANY! STOP THIS MADNESS! ANOTHER STUPID MOVE AND YOU WILL DIE!

Switzerland: Wow that was a great line!

Ireland: (shouting) GO MY OLD FRIEND UK!!!

UK: *glares at Ireland*

Belgium: Hey guys!

*Belgium, Netherlands and Luxembourg arrives*

Switzerland: Hey.

Jersey and Guernsey: Hi

Switzerland : Who are these?

Netherlands: Jersey and Guernsey, UK's sons. BTW, You came for the show too right?

Ireland: Yes of course!

Poland: AHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU GERMANY

Luxembourg: What a great acting skills! Look, He looks dead!

Switzerland: Didn't know Soviet Union would be here.

Crowd: YEHEHHHEEYYYY

Netherlands: Hey look, United States is here among the crowd!

Belgium: Hey guys, do you know that some audience may actually be part of the cast?

Ireland: Really?

Luxembourg: Yes, as far as I know, those would be Ita-

Netherlands: Shut up Luxembourg!

Switzerland: Seems good.

Sweden, Norway, and Denmark: Hey.

Switzerland: Wow, the group is getting bigger. You came for the show?

Denmark: No, we came to tell you that Germany is acting cra-

*Suddenly Germany attacked Denmark*

Denmark: AWWWWW FUCK

Switzerland: Wow, we didn't know you are part of the show!

Sweden: Show?

Switzerland: Yes, this is all about! Germany and some Latino countries should be the cast

Sweden: Is Denmark really dead? He looks dead.

Norway: Nah. Maybe he's act-

*Germany attackted Norway*

Sweden: Woah. You're part of the cast too!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHH GERMANY! GERMANY! GERMANY!

UK and France: FUCK YOU GERMANY

Switzerland: Wait for me, I'll buy a popcorn.

*Switzerland leaves*

Germany: HEHEHEHE BLITZKRIEG

Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg: Wait, we are not part of the -

*Germany killed them all*

Sweden and Ireland: Wow. They really want to surprise us eh?

Switzerland: Hey, woah, they are part of the show?

Ireland: Dunno.

France: UK HELP ME

Germany: Hehehe

*France was killed*

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Switzerland: Well he's so stupid.

Germany: There's a huge pimple that should die in here!

*Germany looks at Switzerland*

Switzerland: Woah woah woah Man, I'm not part of the show.

Germany: Really? (grins)

*Germany comes closer*

Germany: I'll make you part of it

Switzerland: Wait wait wait

Ireland: Woah, don't be paranoid! Maybe he's just messing around!

Germany: Of course, You will be a waste of time and you're not part of the show.

Switzerland: That was intense

Ireland: Are you sure this is a show?

Spain: Who said this is a show?

Sweden: What do you mean?

Spain: This is an actual war.

Switzerland: Seriously?

Spain: And those kids would die next!

*Suddenly, Germany attacked Jersey and Guernsey*

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END LOL NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA WILL COME NEXT

EXTRA INFORMATION:

JERSEY AND GUERNSEY ARE BRITISH ISLANDS LOCATED IN THE ENGLISH CHANNEL. IT WAS OCCUPIED BY NAZI GERMANY IN WW2

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