China: This is my sea bitch!
Philippines: No, we own some of it!
China: Hehe and we own all these islands!
Philippines: Fuck.
***
*Philippines goes to United States*
PH: Hey Sir, we need some help. China's keep on bullying us
US: Well Ok. Just adjust.
PH: Tsk
***
Philippines: Hey China, Can we be friends?
China: Of course!
***
Philippines: Can you sell me some weapons? So we won't always have to wait from Indonesia?
US: Wait wait. I have bigger problems to deal with. Wait for me.
*US Leaves and Philippines wait for a couple of hours*
Philippines: *sigh*
****
Philippines: Hey Russia, can we be friends?
Russia: Of course!
US: What!
Philippines: Uhmm Russia can I buy weapons from you?
Russia: Well do you need it?
Philippines: Well not really but our weapons are outdated.
Russia: Well I can give you weapons for free but we have to be close friends!
Philippines: Ok I accept it.
US: WHAT! I NEED A DOG IN THE PACIFIC! UHMM I MEAN MY FRIEND IN SOUTH EAST
Philippines: Lol.
END LOL
