World War 2
Germany: Hey Austria!
Austria: Hm-
*Austria was invaded lol*
Germany: I want Sudetanland!
France and Britain: Hey Germany, what if we gave you Czechoslovakia's Sudetanland in return of not fully invading him?
Germany: Sounds good to me
*Czechoslovakia learned about the meeting but the meeting was already finished*
Czechoslovakia: Fuck. I'm doomed
Germany: Hey Czechoslovakia!
*Germany invaded all of Czechoslovakia*
Britain: WHAT!
*Britain shouted*
France: You lied to us!
*Germany Grins*
Few days later...
Germany: Fuck Polish Corridor!
*France and Britain heared it*
Britain: Just try to invade Poland and we will declare war on you!
*Germany goes to Soviet Union*
Germany: Hey Soviet Union! Why don't we split Poland in half and not attack each other any time in the future?
Soviet Union: Well.....
Germany: Hmmm?
Soviet Union: Ok
*Germany and USSR invaded Poland*
France and Britain: We officially declare war on you!
Germany: Ok Lol.
Few hours later
Britain: Hey France
France: Yes?
Britain: Why don't we talk about this to Germany?
France: He don't want to anyway.
*Britain sighs*
France used Million of soldier while Britain only thousand.
Britain: We need to cut his trade routes from Sweden and Norway
*France and Britain talk to Sweden and Norway*
France and Britain: Can you please stop making business to Germany?
Sweden: Why?
France: Uhmm
Norway: If we do that, then with whom should we do our trade?
*France and England sighs and leave*
USSR: Hey Finland hehehehe
Finland: Lol
*Winter War of Finland and USSR*
Britain: Well Well Well. Hey Norway and Sweden? Why don't you let us come through you, and help our good friend, Finland? And maybe control your ores too? Lol.
Norway: No
Sweden: No
*Both refused and Finland receive no help. Sweden goes to toilet lol*
Germany: Damn! They are persuading Norway and Sweden! My ores!
*Germany goes north and spotted Denmark*
Denmark: He-
*Denmark was invaded*
*Germany invaded Norway and Britain helped Norway*
They're air superiority decided the fight. Germany won
Germany: Hehehe
*Sweden just got out of toilet*
Sweden: What's with the noise- Germany?
Germany: Hehehehe.
*******
*Britain just got home*
France: What happened?
Britain: That's, embarassing. Gonna change my personality(his leader lol)
*Chamberlain resigned, replaced by Churchill, new personality*
Britain: Hehehehe.
France: Why don't we put some troops in Belgium? Belgium!
*On the phone*
France: Let us put our troops in you!
Belgium: Heck no! Not again!
****
*Germany is talking with Italy*
Germany : Gonna show you how to invade lol
Germany: BLITZKRIEG!
Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg : AHHHHHHHH
*Germany invaded the three of them*
France and Britain : BELGIUM!!!
Netherlands and Luxembourg: Lol you guys only worries on Belgium?
*French and British soldiers fight too. However, they were encircled by German's troops. They were almost wiped out*
*Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg was occupied*
*A miracle occured and some British forces made a last minute escape at Dunkirk*
France: Oh crap most of my soldiers are gone!
*Germans advances through Paris, then France fall*
Germany : HAHAHAHAHA TOLD YA' ITALY YOU'LL SEE A SHOW!
Britain: Damn!
Italy: Wow Germany! I want to be like you! Let me fight with you!
Germany: Of course of course! Right Britain?
Britain: Of course he can! HAHAHAHAHA
Germany: Hmmppppph I'll occupy you too I promise Britain!
Germany: OPERATION SEA LION
*Most of German's soldier advances through Britain but Britain's air superiority is very strong. His invasion of Britian have to be postpones, since he saw a lot of air losses.*
Britain: Hehehe
Germany: Nah. I'll just use your friend then.
*France was created as a puppet*
******
In Asia
China: Damn we are hardly losing Manchuria!
Japan: Shut up losers. Hiretsuna!
Japan's assistant: Hey Sir, You know Germany and Italy? We have the same purposes, why don't we talk to them?
Japan: Germany? Italy? Let me see their accomplishments.
*Japan studied they're accomplishments*
Japan: Not bad.
*Japan thinks*
Japan: Germany...
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Part 2's coming next lol
