DREAMS and SHIT

Duck Child

I forgot a decent amount of this dream so just bare with me.

~kind of dirty~

My dad and I were walking around at a park / pool / idek. It was like a big area in the middle of town with like 4-5 swimming pools (?) where I'm guessing you could swim, I have no idea.

But one of them is filled with ducks. So I start tossing fries at them, cause ducks totally need to be fed by humans and can't do it on their own. I manage to pick this one duck up and feed it a fry, but it turns into a young boy.

He looks maybe 3-4 and can already talk pretty well, so I'm like cool we'll take it. We bring him into a van and drive to some other park, where we start walking around and getting a feel for our new child.

He sees a kid peeing himself and starts making fun of him, while grabbing at his own junk. I take that as a sign that he needs to "go potty" and take him to the restroom. My dad goes in with him and I go into the ladies alone.

There's a single toilet in the center with no sink or window, which is odd but whatever. It's semi clean. I step closer to the toilet and literally say "oh hell no."

There is a bright pink dildo on the toilet seat, stuck there. So ya boi has to maneuver without touching whatever stds are on that thing, and it went from kind of curled up in a ball to fully erect and poking my butt cheek.

Some chick just appears in the bathroom with me, telling me that her mom can't find out that she was masturbating and needs my help. So, doing the most logical thing, without wiping or anything, I just shove the dirty, used dildo inside of me, before walking away.

Please tell my why the hell my dreams are so messed up?!?!