moan; m.yg ✔

▶twenty-three

y/n's pov

“dude that plan was creepy and so old”. i rolled my eyes at jimin and sat on the couch beside him. “yeah i know but that old hag needs someone to give him a proper blow”.

jimin chokes in the air as he heard my statement. im right.. right?

“a proper blow wouldn't even be effective if it's not permanent.. y'know your old hag is fucking jealous when it comes to relationshits”.

“dude i know, im not dumb?? duh??”.

hoseok used to be so charming, happy and cheerful.. but when a girl broke up with him.. his world breaks into pieces as well.

he decided to travel around the streets because it's much cheaper (he ain't rich bihh lol) and to forget about his past. but well, it's like years ago and he became an old hag without any sexual life.

i mean i don't have any sexual life but.. i have my senpai's, they satisfies my cravings all the time lolwtfme

“dude i just want him to be happy without murdering any of my future relationships.. i don't want to die young, die thirsty and die without any experience of my hentai films..”

“y/n that's gross”.

“what? im just stating the fact! for short i ain't ready for being a caregiver of my brother who wanna stay single bcs he's broke af”.

“dude i think we just need to distance ourselves with each other and in that way he could maybe think..”.

“jimin listen, he can't okay? he's dumb so stop pushing him to think.. let's just talk to him, and call yoongi to help us out..”.

“i still wanna live y/n.. but i love you so i am willing to risk my—”

“shut the fuck up jimin, that's gross”.

lol