Deluxe Sausage Lover

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In order to fully embrace college living and truly be considered a college student, one has to be able to survive solely off of unhealthy and cheap fast food options around you.  That could potentially mean you only have a McDonald's and a Subway around you, or you could hit the jackpot and be surrounded by every basic fast food chain you can think of. 

For Mackenzie, she hit the jackpot of all cities.  She was right in the heart of Dallas, Texas.

Mackenzie had conquered most fast food chains, whether it be ordering online, in person, the drive through, and even through Grub Hub.  Throughout the past three years at her university, she had eaten food from almost every common known establishment around her, at least once.  There was just one type of fast food she was hesitant on ordering, for good reasons.

She was lactose-intolerant.

Even so, she was sick of limiting her options and decided to go for it, and what better pizza place to order from than Domino's?

Mackenzie sat in her bland, yet overpriced, student apartment with her small group of friends who agreed to help her eat the entire pizza.  They also thought it'd be funny to watch Mackenzie eat delicious cheesy pizza and then crap her pants.  That's what friends are for.

They all spread around the living space, helping Mackenzie choose their order.  They decided on a couple of medium pizzas with extra cheese, and some chicken wings, just in case Mackenzie didn't feel like having diarrhea.  As they neared the last step of the order, Mackenzie asked loudly for everyone to hear, "Any delivery directions?"

When no one responded, she hit the 'place order' button, unaware of how her life would change in just 24-28 minutes.

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why is this literally the cutest thing to me omg

i've been so uninspired to write recently but i thought of this idea and i thought it'd be so cute and so i had to do it

sorry if i don't post a new chapter for awhile, i'm trying my hardest