groupchat; bts crack fic

intro ;

this chapter will describe and explain the contents of this book through a series of text messages within the bts members !

enjoy ♡

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seokute: so like, this is a story

'agustleave' left the groupchat

christianchimchim: well that's ironic

christianchimchim:  agust LEAVE just LEFT

'seokcute' added 'agustleave' to the groupchat

seokute: as I was SAYING

seokute: this is a story abt me, a very handsome face guy

joonthemoon: well that's pARt of it

agustleave: shut up, uglies

agustleave: this is a story about our groupchat cause the author thought we were so vEry inTerEstiNg

seokshine: yay! we are very interesting!

agustleave: fuck off you ray of happiness

christianchimchim: don't bully hobi hyung ✋✋😤

agustleave: kindly back the heckity heck out of this interesting conversation as I continue to explain what's going on

christianchimchim: that's my yoongi 💛

whatskookingoodlookin: ew

agustleave: love you 💛

seokute: can you guys not be so sappy

seokshine: I think they're cute 😇

whatskookingoodlookin: that's cause you're hoseok

joonthemoon: sorry, hobi, he has a point

sippingtae: what's going on

christianchimchim: we're introducing this story, bitch, get with the topic

sippingtae: feisty 👅👅

agustleave: fuck you

joonthemoon: okay, im going to actually explain it now

seokute: your explanation sucks ass

joonthemoon: I haven't?? said anything??

whatskookingoodlookin: so bASically 😓😓 this is a groupchat

sippingtae: we talk and stuff

sippingtae: communication, ya know

seokute: some of these hoes can also get a bit wild so if you're an innocent hoe, you can leave

seokshine: to my innocent sunshines who find cussing uncomfortable

agustleave: you can fuck off

seokshine: nO,, you can leave this book since my wonderful friends use a lot of woNdeRful woRds and cReAtive huMor

seokshine: 😇💛

whatskookingoodlookin: basically we cuss a lot so don't read if you can't take it

whatskookingoodlookin: also, dirty jokes

sippingtae: 👅👅💦

christianchimchim: lots of those

seokute: may I also add

agustleave: no

seokute: oh fuck off

seokute: our personalities in this book are VERY exaggerated for the purpose of humor

seokute: like the author may write that I called jungkook a "shitface" but I'm too sweet in real life to actually call him that

joonthemoon: I object

seokute: anyWhO, all the jokes and content will be coming from the author's ideas so please do not plagiarize!

seokshine: he said please 😇😇

christianchimchim: also, depending on how lazy the author is feeling, the chapters may be as short as sixty words or as long as five hundred

sippingtae: I doubt she's gonna write five hundred words

ayejimin: TEST ME, BITCH

sippingtae: the hell is she doing here

ayejimin: hey readers! as the boys atTempTed to explain

ayejimin: this is an ot7 groupchat fanfic based off bts ♡

seokute: the fuck is bts

ayejimin: there will be!

- cusswords / foul language
- overly exaggerated humor
- lotta memes
- hopefully frequent updates !
- yoonmin here n there
- other ships!
- dirty humor

if you're under thirteen, I would suggest not reading this unless you're a strong, independent person who can take everything 😤✋💛

ayejimin: it won't be as explicit as I'm making it sound, no worries

ayejimin: but it is a crack fic so be ready for my attempt on trying to be funny when I'm not!

ayejimin: also, once again, THE MEMBERS OF BTS ARE ACTUALLY SUPER SWEET N LOVING N KIND N CONSIDERATE PPL. THIS STORY WILL EXAGGERATE THEIR PERSONALITIES GREATLY.

seokute: again, who the fuck is bts

ayejimin: enjoy! hope I make you laugh through this story:)

ayejimin: see ya!

agustleave: oh thank god she's gone

seokute: ugh finally

whatskookingoodlookin: what's happening,, I stopped responding when I saw the author was here

ayejimin: I'm still here

sippingtae: well fuck

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this took so long to write akdkskc