groupchat; bts crack fic

jin's rant

seokute: mY hoEs

whatkookingoodlookin: I'm not your hoe

seokute: you are noww

seokute: get this

joonthemoon: your face is too blinding?

seokute: sweetie, that's everyday

seokute: now sTop iNteRRupTing

christianchimchim: hi

seokute: fuck off

seokute: so I walk into McDonald's, right?

joonthemoon: and you saw your reflection on the door?

seokute: joon, I told you, my face is gorgeous everyday

seokute: I'm not surprised by my handsomeness anymore

seokute: so I walk into McDonald's and see this hoe

joonthemoon: which one

seokute: the fake bitch I pretend to like

whatskookingoodlookin: is that not everyone

seokute: good point

seokute: but this hoe- ladies and gentleman- is the most annoying piece of shit on earth

joonthemoon: I thought you said that was kook

seokute: she's WORSE

seokute: imagine that

agustleave: I hate her already

christianchimchim: hate's a strong word

agustleave: I dislike her already that if she got run over by an airjet, I would be cheering the pilot on

seokute: LISTEN UGLIES

seokute: THIS IS IMPORTANT

joonthemoon: go on

seokute: so this fake bitch is pretending to know me

seokute: she's all like omg how've you been

christianchimchim: she sounds nice

agustleave: she sounds like trump

seokute: jimin, sweetie, I agree with yoongi sorry

seokute: so anyways

seokute: she's like what's up and stuff

seokute: so I respond since I'm a nice person like

seokute: "oh I'm great"

seokute: and then I ordered my chicken nuggets and left

joonthemoon: that's it?

seokute: what do you mean that's it

agustleave: shes horrendous

seokute: seE yoongi understands

whatskookingoodlookin: but she didn't do anything

seokute: she breathed and talked to mE

seokute: do you noT unDerstAnd??

sippingtae: she's a bitch

christianchimchim: hey tae

seokute: ugh anyways that was my rant

joonthemoon:

sippingtae: friends are too complicating

seokute: who said I was your friend bitch

seokute: we're all BEST friends in tho house

sippingtae: i was talking abt the fake bitch friend of yours

seokute: ...

seokute: I know right?? I'm just gonna go back to being carefree

christianchimchim: you get it hyung

seokute: thanks boo

seokute: 😘

seokshine: what just happened

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this is a mess but I'm a mess so its okay