Partly Stolen From CrankThatFrank bUt sTiLL
LISTEN UP CHILDS
Ryden was real and the government knows it. Ryden was an inside government project.
Ryan Ross was one of the two subjects for this project. He was from the planet Cheez Whiz
Brendon Urie was the other subject, also known as Forehead Dad
Unfortunately, Ryan's Cheez Whiz addiction got so bad, he had to leave the band and go back to his home planet Cheez Whiz
Brendon knew Ryan could never be replaced, not even by Dallon Weekes, aka Daddy Longlegs.
Call today to help Ryan Ross get over his Cheez Whiz addiction:
1-800-helpRyroCheezwhiz
This has been the True Story Of Ryden
YOU ARE READING
Random Garbage (mostly band stuff lmao)
DiversosI have random thoughts people might find funny tbh most of this is bANDS - august 2018 - january 2020
