A Whole Lotta Nothing

DUDE... SLUTS

Alright, they're everywhere... like everywhere. They're in your school, your life, the books you read, the people you see. And they annoy the living hell out of you.

And im not talking about your friends. You know the ones you joke with, and call names. I'm talking about the literal ones who wear the booty shorts that don't cover their butts. They where the thin tanktops as shirts and pull them all the way down so half the bra is showing. The ones who invest in thongs and have their tongue down a new dudes throat everyday. Yeah those ones. And if you're reading this and you're offended because I just described your wardrobe and one of your favorite hobbies... Ahaha...

GET OFF MY BOOK YOU WHORE.

I can't stand them. Now some of you might start to get all cocky and try to say I'm jealous. And you're a little right. They always have it so easy... maybe because that's what they are but still. Some people say they act like that because they have problems. I get that. But, dude say something! Tell someone you need help. Or keep to yourself. Do not whore around. That'll just hurt you worse.

But the jealously, yeah. When you can let go of your morals, be heartless, manipulate people with arousal... sure people with a heart and conscience are gonna be jealous because they can't do that and end up working and doing what they need to do on their own.

Also, they can easily take away your guy friends. You know the ones you stay up late talking to. Trust them with everything. And really look at them like a better version of a brother and a best friend. Well one slutty whisper and you loose an amazing friend because they're horny. Like damn dude keep it in your pants!

DOWN BOY.

Plus they get annoying and try to act dumb... talking about aye, what's 6+8? Im like really dude? If you seriously asking that crap... get the hell out my face and go back to kindergarten please. Thaaaanks.. idiot.

Yeah well they annoying bro...

DUCES ASS MUNCHERS