*It's nighttime in Vale and everyone at Beacon is asleep. In RWBY's room, the four teammates are snoozing, that is until Yang slowly opens her eyes. She lets out a inaudible yawn and looks at Blake's bed.*
Yang: Blake, you awake?
Blake: Yeah...
Yang: What about you, Weiss?
*Weiss looks at Yang with irritated eyes.*
Weiss: Of course I'm awake!
Yang: Shh! Not so loud...
*The three teammates look at Ruby, who is still asleep. She is mumbling about cookies.*
Yang: Good, she's not awake...
Weiss: Why does it matter?
Yang: I don't know. So, who do you think Y/N will choose?
Weiss: Probably not any of you.
*Yang looks at Weiss with annoyed eyes.*
Blake: You don't know that.
Weiss: Yeah, I do. I'm the heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, he'll obviously choose me because I'm basically famous.
Blake: I think he'll choose me because we both have common interests, such as reading and drinking tea.
Yang: Boo, you both are dumb.
*Both Weiss and Blake have black aura surrounding them.*
Blake: How are we dumb?!
Yang: Because you both have a boring reason why he'll choose you. I like him because he wiped Jaune's puke of my shoe.
Weiss: What makes you think he'll choose you?!
Yang: Because I have both the personality and body he'll desire.
Weiss and Blake: ...What?
Weiss: I'm really confused about your personality. You're nothing but reckless and idiotic.
Blake: He'll desire your body? You sound like a prostitute.
*Yang now has red eyes*
Yang: Shut up!
Weiss: No, YOU shut up!
Blake: How about the both of you stay quiet!
Weiss and Yang: SHUT UP!
*The three teammates climb out of their beds and begin shoving each other. Because of their loud behavior, Ruby wakes up.*
Ruby: Oh god...
*Meanwhile at Team (Y)NLL's room, Y/N hears WBY shout insults at each other as well as slaps.*
Y/N: Oh god...
Timeskip, brought to you by team Chibi WBY about to kidnap Chibi Y/N and bring him to their dorm
*After thirty minutes of argueing and slaps, WBY eventually went bed. Y/N can now go to sleep.*
Another Timeskip, brought to you by team Chibi WBY dragging Chibi Y/N to their dorm
*Its morning time and team (Y)NLL are talking in the living room.*
Y/N: So, who do I choose?
Lithos: Well, you can't exactly ask us to decide for you.
Night: Here's my tip. Don't choose Yang.
Lu: Ugh, here's some real advice. Choose whoever you want. Ask someone who has the opposite personality. Someone who has same interests, but also some different ones as well.
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RWBY: The Lost Faunus
FanfictionThis is an old fanfic that I started writing back in 2018, and discontinued it around 2020-2021. I don't think too fondly of this book since I don't like how I handled writing it at the time, but it has sentimental value for some of my friends and m...
