giraffe boy:
so you really mean to tell me that my contact name, in your phone, is "giraffe boy"?
me:
yep!
giraffe boy:
rude :(
giraffe boy:
i'm sad now. you made me sad
me:
ugh, no you're not, longlegs. you're just saying that to make me guilty
me:
cos let me tell ya mister
me:
it ain't gonna work, not on me
giraffe boy:
"longlegs"? really?
giraffe boy:
i can't blame you though, being 4' must be difficult :/
me:
jerk
giraffe boy:
bitch
me:
did... did you just
me:
quote supernatural at me??
giraffe boy:
you bet your tiny ass i did.
"honey? it's dinner time!"
"...okay."
me:
my mom wants me to come down for dinner
giraffe boy:
that's alright. i have other guys i can talk to ;)
me:
are you cheating on me????
giraffe boy:
no, of course not, my love. you're the only one for me <3
me:
ick, gross
"ryan!!"
"ugh, coming!"
me:
okay, my mom wants to come down
me:
i'll talk to you later, noodle man
giraffe boy:
ugh, no fair. you have all the easy names :(
YOU ARE READING
the forever within the never ; shyan
Fanfiction❝this... we can't last. our days were numbered from the beginning.❞ {cw: cancer, death, mentions of suicide} [completed]
