Dungeon Memos

To: His Unholy Majesty, the Lich King Wormrot

From: Baldor Strongmortar, Dynamic Dungeon Designs, LLC

Priority: High

Date: 1 Moonrise, 103rd year of the rule of the House of Greyheart

Re: Introduction

Your Unholiness, 

Greetings. I would first like to introduce myself. I am Baldor Strongmortar. I will serve as Lead Foreman supervising construction of the Unholy Temple Complex you contracted with our sales team to complete last week. I am very excited to be working together. 

In order to ease any concerns you may have regarding my credentials and abilities, I would like to take a moment and review the past construction projects I have managed. Most recently, I served as foreman for the massive Saltwater Palace and Battle Arena of the Sea-Lord Scaletor. Prior to that project, I lead the construction of the famed gold vaults under the Goblin King’s stronghold on Deathsvein Mountain. I also served as second in charge during the construction of the Pleasure Palace of the Elf Queen Jun-Dinja on the remote shores of Frostbite Lake and the Death Mound of the Beholder Prince, Lord One Eye. 

I can assure you that all my previous clients have been quite pleased with my work. Even though I am certain the DDD sales teams extolled our company’s qualifications at length, I encourage you to reach out to our previous customers if you need any further reassurance. 

I am certain they will have only good things to say.  

I must admit, while I have thoroughly enjoyed working on the past projects listed above, none have stoked my passion and imagination like your Unholy Temple Complex. The scope and grandeur of the temple complex is beyond anything yet attempted by our firm or myself. Yet, I feel confident it will fall well within our capabilities. 

I have chartered a ship and will be departing with my team of masons and artisans for the building site early tomorrow morning. I have never visited Carrion Island, but, from what the sales department has described, it sounds quite memorable. The monoliths and the skull-shaped mountain at the center of the island sound breathtaking. I am eager to see it for myself.  

I will contact you again soon once I am on site and inform you of our progress. 

Dynamic Dungeon Designs, LLC would like to say how very pleased we are to be working with you on this project. I hope that your satisfaction with our work will lead to further contracts and business for DDD with the greater undead monarchy. 

Again, thank you for choosing Dynamic Dungeon Designs, LLC. We are excited to make your dreams come true.