Dungeon Memos

Dungeon Memos, eighth memo

To: His Unholy Majesty, the Lich King Wormrot

From: Dynamic Dungeon Designs, LLC

Priority: Urgent!!!

Date: 13 Sunfall, 103rd year of the rule of the House of Greyheart

Re: PRISONER!!!

I am only able to send this message to you via carrier pigeon as I am now held captive by your agents. 

The Zombie Priests have completely overstepped their authority and have lead their undead minions in open rebellion to my position as foreman of this project. This is completely unacceptable.

As we started to complete the finishing touches of the Temple’s construction, the Zombie Priests and their host of undead became increasingly hostile. I tried to manage the situation, as before, but it quickly grew beyond my control. The Zombie Priests surrounded the construction site and killed most of the remaining human workers. 

A few remaining mortal workmen and I have successfully blockaded ourselves in one of the towers of the bone chapel with food and water. It is unknown how long we shall prevail against this betrayal, but we are not without hope. 

Be warned: I have sent out other carrier birds, one to DDD headquarters and one to the Imperial Guard in Red Court, explaining your treachery and the danger in which I find myself. I assure you their responses will be quick and decisive. 

This is your final chance to keep your contract with Dynamic Dungeon Designs, LLC, and avoid the whirlwind of reprisal coming your way once my associates find out about your betrayal. I am one of the finest architects in the realm. The Imperial Guard, especially with our sales team’s urging, will certainly send a sizable force to rescue me. 

I demand that you immediately order your agents to cease all hostility towards the employees of Dynamic Dungeon Designs and vacate this construction area. 

Please consider your contract with Dynamic Dungeon Designs, LLC void, your investment in this construction revoked, unless you call off this hostility immediately.