Getting To Know You

Chapter 9

Im sorry I had writers block, pic of Daniel to the side love ya guys xoxo

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I am going to kill Ashton. Did he really have to come now?

"What the fuck dude?" Luke turned to Ashton clearly annoyed. The stupid little fugger just giggled and sat in between us.

"Lukey said a bad word, no cookie for Lukey" he said in a sing-song voice. I giggled, Ashton was a funny drunk.

Luke shook his head as his friend turned at me. Unfortunately he was looking directly at my boobs.

"Hey, can I honk your boob?" he asked as his head tilted to the side and his hand was starting to reach over. I slapped his hand away.

"No you may not" I said and put his hand to his side, smiling. He was so going to have a massive hangover.

"Okay, I think it's time to take you home" Luke declared and tried to drag Ashton to his car. He stood right were he was.

"But Lukey, I wanna honk her boob!" he wailed, petulantly. I couldn't help but giggle, this was hilarious.

"You're drunk Ash, let's go" Luke urged once again.

"Luke, I am your father" Ashton declared imitating Darth Vader. He started rambling on about the dark side and how they had good cookies.

"Hey can I get a ride?" I asked Luke.

I wanted to get out of here, this party sucked.

"Sure" he said and I started following him as Ashton started twirling around the lawn singing "Toxic" by Britney Spears. Damn, this boy had way too much to drink.

"He's bound to have a massive hangover" I said under my breath, but Luke didn't even hear me. He was laughing uncontolably at the fact that Ashton started to hump a tree.

"I am so gonna film this" he laughed taking his phone out.

"I am so going to be laughing my ass off when you end up cleaning up his puke" I pointed out. Luke froze and turned to me.

"What?" he said clearly confused.

"Have you ever gotten drunk before, like hangover drunk?" I asked and he shook his head. I did a mental facepalm, this kid had a lot to learn.

"Well my dear Lukey, sometimes people have too much to drink and the body just gets rid of the alcohol by making you throw up" I looked at him and he nodded seeming to understand "your friend here had way too much to drink as you can tell by his petition to honk my boob, and I have a feeling you'll be cleaning up his puke just like fucking Cinderella in an hour or two"

"Shit" he whispered at the exact time Ashton started to twerk and claim he was the reincarnation of Miley Cyrus.

"I'm still filming this" he said and unlocked his phone. I rolled my eyes, but I had to admit that Ashton drunk was a hilarious sight. After Luke filming and laughing his ass off for mere 15 minutes I decided to just woman up and take care of the situation.

"Okay party's over" I said grabbing Luke and Ashton's ears in each hand. a chorus of ow's followed as I carried both of them to the side walk.

I looked left to right and then realized I didn't even know what Luke's car looked like.

"Where the hell's your car" I said under my breath.

"Let me go and I'll tell you" I looked at him and he looked at me. Slowly I let Luke go and he instantly started nursing his ear.

"I swear you have a death grip" he mumbled.

"Hey! let me go too" Ashton whined.

"Not until you sober up, it's getting annoying" I muttered.

"But I can't help it" he whined and suddenly his eyes just lightened up "I GOTTA STAY HIGH ALL THE TIMEE" he started singing and I groaned. God, not again.

"Ashton, I swear if you sing one more time I'll personally chop your balls off"

"Lukey, Katie's being rude again!"

"Tattle tale" I spat.

"Meanie head"

"What are you both, five?" Luke grumbled fishing for his keys and getting in a car. I followed dragging Ashton by the ear and basically throwing him into the back seat. I was totally going to ride shotgun.

I got in the car and Luke started driving. Ashton instantly blacked out.

"Where to?" he asked and I gave him my adress. He nodded and continued driving.

"So, had a good time?" he akwardly tried to make conversation.

"Best night ever" I said, bitterly.

"Oh come on, it wasn't that bad"

"You're sugarcoating it"

"Am not"

"Are too"

"Am not"

"Are too"

"Am not"

"You got to admit this party sucked dick" I said and Luke chuckled.

"Who the hell even says that?"

"Me"

"Okay Mrs. Sassypants you're forgeting this is my car and I can kick you out anytime I want" I laughed at this.

"You're too nice" I smiled.

"I'm not that nice"

"I've only known you for like two days and I know you're the type of guy that talks to the weird new kid even though everybody hates him" I pointed out which was true, Luke was the first one to talk to me.

"I only talked to you because you're not even that weird and I hate it when new kids get bullied" he argued.

"Huh" I crossed my arms over my chest.

"What do you mean huh?" he said.

"I think there's a story behind that"

"Oh, there is" he said.

"Care to explain"

"Nah, I'll just scare you away"

"Trust me I've been through worse" and it was true. He raised his eyebrows and I just shook my head. I wasn't going to have a heart to heart with a guy I didn't even know yet.

"Fair enough" he said and we both settled into comfortable silence. The akwardness between me and Luke was slowly, but surely drifting away.

Finally, we got to my place.

"Goodbye, Hemmings thanks for the ride" I said starting to open the door.

"Aren't you going to give me a goodnight kiss" he joked and made an exaggerated duck face.

"You wish" I chuckled and rolled my eyes playfully, climbing out of the car I stood by my door and waved goodbye. I watched as he drove away into the night and then walked into my house. I thought that nobody was home, but sooon figured I was wrong. There, sitting on the kitchen table sat my dad with a very angry look on his face.