slashers as vines

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Why cause I feel like shit and i need light in my life. Also bad language ahead so don't tell me shit cause i dont care.

Hannibal:what's worst then a rapist boom
Freddy:a child
Hannibal:no

Freddy: tazer tag
Jason:tag
Freddy: run bitch I'll fuck you up my ni🅱🅱a bitch

Pennywise: I spilt lipstick in your valentino bag
Carrie:you spilled wah wah lipstick in my valentino white bag

Ghostface: *pouring cereal* *lemons come out instead* well when life gives you lemons

Freddy:*tries to do a skateboard trick*
Jason: I thought you can do it
Freddy:i can i can i did one this morning

Pinhead:what the fuck
Pennywise:anyone wants penis enlargement pills

Carrie:oh no
Freddy:oh no
Hannibal:oh no
Jason:*smashes threw walls* oh yeah

Hannibal:is their anything better then pussy yes a really good book

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