slashers q&a

q&a

Q: Do you guys have any pets

Me:well cujo but he don't do much

Hannibal:it's a rabid dog

Me:he is a baby who's just excited

Freddy:his mouth is foamy

Me: That's just spit

Jason: Also gizmo but he's more of Leatherface companion than anything else

Carrie: does Freddy count

Q: Do you guys have any kids

Freddy: I have a daughter

Everyone:WHAT

Me:some poor lady let you do the deed with her

Jason: well we all have sam (from trick or treat)

Micheal: i would say he's like all are kids Is that right son
Sam:👍

Micheal:god I love being a parent

Q: What's the dumbest thing you've been asked

Me:Are you les like the girl was trying to ask am I lesbian but couldn't say the full thing. But i am bi.

Freddy: did the burns hurt. Like no it felt great I just screamed for no reason

Jason: so killing what is that.

Micheal: why do you hate your sister. Its not like anyone would be happy if their sibling tried to kill them.

Ghostface: why does your movie suck.

Hannibal: So why did you go for clarice?

Carrie:so are you and pinhead together?

Me: That was something i wasn't expecting to hear today.

Q: who scares you the most from all the slashers

Me:annie wilkes home girl scary

Freddy:Carrie she can kill with her mind powers

Carrie:I'll take that as a complement so thank you

Jason:im scary

Leatherface:I'm gonna say cujo even though he's a good boi

Freddy:yeah right *gets attack by cujo* im sorry I'm sorry