slashers q&a

q&a

Q: what is the dumbest thing you've been asked
Me:some one asked if I was philipino
Freddy: Did you like the nightmare on elm street reboot
Jason: Can you swim
Hannibal:are you a real doctor
Me:so your not
Hannibal:😑 I can take you apart

Question:favorite disney channel og movie
Me:does freaky Friday count the one with Lindsay Lohan not that shitty one with the daughter and mom look like porn stars
Freddy:the channel sucks it's all about the movies
Jason:life is like a hurricane
Freddy:HERE IN DUCKBERG RACE CARS LASERS AIRPLANES
Me:Fucking mood

Question:Favorite thing
Me:box cause it can be anything a cat bed,a storage,and a casket for your dead fish.
Jason:man fuck your fish *kicks box*
Me:NOOOOO MR NOODLE (I had a fish named Mr noodle who died a month after getting him)
Freddy:my favorite is the dead fish
Hannibal:I like paper

Question:what do you regret
Me:being the right sperm to find the egg
Jason: the fucks wrong with you

Question:weirdest fact about you
Me:my first crush was Christopher Lee in Charlie and the chocolate factory
Jason:I went to space
Freddy:so is the earth flat
Jason:yes it is
Hannibal: I still play Pokemon go *cries*
Freddy:well if it makes you feel better no one cares

Question:have you ever gotten in a fight
Me:I was ready to pull her fake ass hair off
Jason:I chopped his head off
Hannibal:I ate some dudes face
Freddy:I got my head cut off

Q:favorite theme song
Me:thank you for being a friend
Freddy:the fucking golden girls its all about so no one told you life was gonna be this way *claps*
Jason:how cute but it can never be this cyberchase we're moving we're beating hacker at his game-
Hannibal:HA nothing like this *plays x files theme on piano*
Me:yeah mine's still better