slashers q&a

unused Q&a

(These were the ones that didn't make the cut for last year)
Q:how was your 2018
Me:ummmmmmmm
Freddy: memes and cringe
Jason:pickle rick
Me: imma punch you

Q: what do you play to make you fall asleep
Freddy:you're moms sex tape ooooooh
Me:rain it's like mmmmmm
Jason: the screams of my victims
Freddy: tf wrong with you

Question:Dumbest thing your scared of
Me:escalators
Freddy:Carrie
Jason:ha you're afraid of a GIRL
Carrie:*pops out of nowhere* talking shit Voorhees

Question:What's the most disterbing thing you've ever seen.
Me:well I've seen multiple dead bodies,but the one that takes the cake is that time when I saw some tall ass thing outside my window looking at me and tapping on the window.
Freddy:your mom *hi fives jason*

Question: Favorite guilty pleasure movie
Me: space jam or disney sequels (direct to DVD I may add)
Jason:what's space jam
Me: bitch *pulls out space jam DVD*
Freddy:so you just keep it in your pocket
Me:yes who doesn't

Question:finish the lyric wake me up
Me:wake me up inside i can't wake up
Freddy:wake me up when September ends
Jason:wake Me up before you go go
Me:my song was better
Freddy:your songs a meme
Jason:don't leave me hanging like a yoyo

Question:do you play any instruments
Me:I know a few notes in the piano and a bit of drums
Freddy:bitch I can do this *slays electric guitar* oh yeah *slams it on the floor*
Jason: the TRIANGLE ding ding

Q:  your spirit animal
Me: Cat
Freddy:a cougar
Jason:and you want to know why we hate you
Freddy:I'm very punny
Me:why

Question: Favorite singer from a band that turned solo artist
Me:John Lennon
Jason:hmmmm Justin Timberlake
Freddy: Beyonce
Hannibal: I you took all the good ones

Question:go to food
Me:granola bars best thing on earth and when I'm tired it tastes like God gave me a candy bar that i ate...it tastes bomb
Freddy: ever are noodles without water
Jason:prisoners do that
Freddy:well it does taste good
Jason: captin crunch
Me:he's not a captian the uniform he wears means he's something else but he's not a captian
Jason:what *jumps out window*
Me:well ill go get him