slashers q&a

1k reads special

Me:Holy shit 1k reads lit
Freddy:okay 1k people wanted to read this big deal
Me:yes it is I don't even think I've ever seen 1k people
Hannibal:you may see that amount a day
Me:well I never go outside so your point
Hannibal:true but you may see 1k people a day cause you go on Google maps a lot
Me:I explore the world that way if I count that I've seen five city's but they're all city's I've been to all. Ahem anyhow thank you for 1k reads
Jason:what can we do to say thanks then
Me:new book
Freddy:you have five other books you don't even update
Me:true but I'm to broke to afford a give away and I'm to lazy to make a YouTube channel
Jason:but don't you have a-
Me:I'm to lazy to continue my channel
Jason:so new book
Me:yes
Freddy:yes
Hannibal:practically
Me:but what about *looks at camera* you decide comment below
Jason:who are you talking to there's no one there
Me:YOU CHOOSE WHAT MY NEXT BOOK IS ILL DO ANYTHING THAT I HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE COMMENT BELLOW
Jason:why are you yelling to no one
(What the fuck did I just write)