A Box Of Kittens

Chapter 15

Sebastian Michaelis and Shuu Tsukiyama casually talking about their favourite parts on humans to eat...what makes this better is that they're voiced by the same voice actor and can both speak French  

"I'm so bored!" Alois groaned, lying on his back with his paws pointing straight up in the air. "When is (your name) coming back, Claude?"

"The time she always come back, I presume, your Majesty," Claude replied monotonously, standing stoically at his master's side. The past few days had been uneventful and the others were bored out of their minds. Turns out there isn't much to do as a cat. The only change in routine was when Grell fell in the toilet, dragging a very disgruntled William along with him; Ronald, after laughing himself silly, then slipped and landed in the toilet with them, all of which (your name) caught on video. Other than that, the cats have just been lazing around in various parts of (your name)'s flat, not really knowing what to do.

Ciel managed to keep himself busy by trying to read all of (your name)'s books, although he was a bit confused by the dialect used in the late 20th and early 21st Centuries.

"Sebastian, what's a computer game? It's mentioned in this book, here, and I've never heard of such a thing," Ciel asked, who had his nose buried in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Sebastian walked over to him and looking at the phrase Ciel was referring to.

"Ah, I believe  Lady (your name) has educated myself on its meaning," he began, sitting himself down next to his master. "I believe it's a type of leisurely activity where you play some sort of game by manipulating images produced by a displaying device of some sort."

Ciel nodded slowly, taking the information in, before he continued to read, asking Sebastian every now and again for a definition of a new word he came upon.

"This is the first time I recall wishing for overtime," William muttered as he sat by the window, watching the steady drizzle of rain run down the window.

"Well at least we know we're still in England from how much it has been raining the past few days," Ronald offered positively. William bristled at Ronald's words before turning to him, glowering. "We could be in China for all I care, but I don't see why you and Mr. Sutcliff insist on forcing your company upon me." Ronald backed off, a terrified expression etched onto his furry face.

A sudden smash caused a sleeping Grell to fly through the air in fright, (Grell flying through the air seems to be a normal thing now) and make his fur stand on end. But what made them really concerned was the odd thump that followed shortly after. 

"Dammit, that was way too loud," came a gruff response.

"Do you think (your name) is back?" Alois asked.

"Why would she need to break a window when she has the keys?" Ciel muttered, keeping his voice low in case the intruder heard.

"Maybe she didn't want to come through the front door?" Grell asked sceptically.

"If that is the case, I am certain, no matter how short of a time I have stayed here, that that is not her voice," William said cautiously under his breath.

"Okay, we need a plan. Sebastian, you- wait, where's Sebastian?" everyone looks around for the Butler, but he is no where to be seen.

"Wait a tick, Claude's gone, too!" Alois gasped. Claude was, indeed, missing. They continued to search the flat before entering (your name)'s bedroom, where they found Claude and Sebastian by the door, with looks of disgust etched on their faces. The intruder was rifling through (your name)'s drawers and pulled out a pair of (favourite colour) panties with a matching bra. The man grinned evilly and pocketed the underwear before searching in her wardrobe.

"Excuse me, sir, but I believe those don't belong to you," Sebastian said. The man jumped back and spun around, only to face the cats glaring at him from the doorway.

The man barked out a laugh and turned back around, muttering, "Stupid b*tch, probably can't get a boyfriend, so she resorts to cats!"

"That, sir, is not a very nice thing to say to a lady," Claude said pointedly. The man turned around, gazing curiously at the cats.

"I could'a sworn I heard voices a miniute ago," he mumbled, perplexed.

"I don't know what you are talking of, there's no voices here," William said sarcastically. 

The man cried out in shock and fell backwards, scrambling away. This only caused them to approach, with Sebastian being the one to climb onto his chest and gaze into his eyes. "But you're cats!" He choked out, fear present in his quivering voice.

"Yes, thank you for stating the obvious. We are cats," Sebastian grinned. Suddenly, the man threw Sebastian off of him and leapt through the now shattered window and landed onto the pavement below with a sickening crack. Ronald went up to the window to inspect him. He turned around: "Yep, he's dead."

The door behind them opened, revealing a tired looking (your name). "I don't even wanna know," she said, gazing at the pile of shattered glass underneath the window sill. She went up to the window to see what Ronald was looking at and saw the man sprawled out on the pavement, a small pool of blood surrounding him. She went to turn away before she noticed that her underwear and bra had heel out of the man's pocket. She blushed a bright red colour that would make Grell proud. Claude quickly ran out of the room, outside, where he collected the underwear and bra in his teeth, and brought it to an extremely embarrassed (your name). The cats, sensing the mood, left the room, leaving her frozen in horror by the window.

"Well, you did say you were bored," Undertaker giggled, Alois nodding along, slightly overwhelmed.

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