Sonic, Silver, and Shadow had been sharing a house for a long while, now. They did their equal share of cleaning, and each paid a third of the house expenses.
Sonic was always out saving the world, which was his source of income. Shadow, of course, worked for G.U.N., which paid very well. And since Silver could time travel, he actually was able to balance out being an inventor in the present, and an extremely successful writer in the future. Likely, they all would be able to retire by the time they're thirty.
They normally had free time around the same time, so they often hung out together. But one day after going to the movies...
~Shadow's POV~
I'm still surprised that I ever enjoy being around those two. Sonic is annoying, and Silver's so...naive. Yet, I consider them my closest friends. And I doubt I'll ever say it out loud, but I feel happy when I hear them say I'm one of their best friends, too.
To be honest, I think that I may be a bit closer to Sonic. Not only because Silver is normally more busy and I end up spending more time with Sonic, but Sonic and I share a really big secret.
Neither of us are...
Well, we were both born as females. Sonic is pretty comfortable in his body. I'm too scared for reassignment surgery.
We somehow found out about each other about a year and a half after we met, and kept it between each other ever since. Not even Silver knows.
Speaking of which, I wanted to ask Silver about the books he's writing. Apparently they're bestsellers, and I love a good book.
I walk toward his room. His door is open, so I expect that he's either writing a book or playing on his Wii U.
That console is kinda old. But Silver loves the thing.
Either way, I was wrong. So very, very wrong.
Silver was changing. He must've just gotten out of the shower. I hate this about myself, but I find guys (especially if they're soaking wet) to be really attractive. And then he yanks the towel from his waist and dries the quills on his head.
I look down. I didn't mean to, but he's naked and he's RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Even if you don't try, most people would look "down there."
And... I'm shocked.
Silver... Well...
Oh chaos...
I don't wait for him to turn and see me. I quickly regain my control and run to my room.
After shutting the door, I have to sit down. I'm still shocked. Where's Sonic? I need to talk to him, right n-
*Knock Knock*
"Shadz, you okay?"
And that's him. "Sonic, get in here. I need to talk right now."
Sonic opens the door. "What's the matter? I saw you run in here pretty fast."
"Sonic, I'm ruined."
Sonic closes the door and sits on my bed. "Ruined?"
"I'm ruined. You won't believe what just happened to me."
"Please don't tell me you saw a spider. And if you did, don't tell me you didn't get it."
Sonic is terrified of spiders. And for good reason.
"No, it's much worse."
"Was it a roach?!"
"No! Well, that would be worse, but that's not it. I, well, I was going to Silver to ask about buying one of his books."
Sonic nods. "Go on."
"And he... He wasn't wearing any clothing."
Sonic, being the little perv he is, lied over my bed and said, "Ooh, tell me more."
"Will you stop posing like the girl from Titanic!?"
"I think her name was Rose."
"Shut up! I didn't mean to look, I really didn't. But he was right. There. What weirdo gets dressed with the door wide open?"
"Ooh, what does he have?"
What does he have? "What are you..."
I take a look at Sonic's grin.
"You are such a pervert!"
"I'm just saying. You looked, so you had to have seen something."
My face feels hot. "He's... I don't think he's transgender. Of course, I could be wrong, but I don't think he is."
"Shadow, be blunt, please."
"I can't."
Honestly, I don't like talking about body parts. It's just...gross.
"PENISES! VAGINA! D*CK! P***Y! Just say it!"
"He's hung, okay!? The thing may as well have been a third leg!"
Sonic and I have helped each other get off twice before, so he's the only one that knows how ridiculously obsessed I am with... length.
Sonic laughed evilly. "Yes. You're finally accepting that you're a perv, too."
"I am not! I just... I feel awkward. When I saw it, I just stared at it. The way I see you stare at chili dogs, that's how I looked at it."
"Oh, so you wanna eat it?"
YES! YES I DO!
"No, that's just... No. I don't think Silver even likes guys, despite what Jet and Knuckles say."
"Those two are idiots, Shadow. But, who knows? Maybe Silver will be okay with shoving his d*ck down your throat."
Ohhhhh I want that. "Sonic, don't make me imagine-"
"Or maybe through the other end. Maybe both. And considering how obsessed you are, he's gotta be at least 8 inches. I've seen some of your toys, so to get you excited, Silver must be huge."
Oh, chaos, he is.
"Sonic, please. No matter what Silver's size is, we can't just waltz up and ask him to bend us over."
Sonic stood and stretched. "Sure, Shadow."
I think for a second. "Wait. I have an idea."
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Sonadilver
FanfictionThis was a really crappy story that I'd written like a year ago. I wasn't even sure that I'd publish it. But I'm bored, so, oh well. Hope you like it anyway.