9. Why the signs are still single

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Aries: You're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable.

Taurus: Will you ever love someone as much as food? No.

Gemini: People can't seem to take you seriously.

Cancer: You are way too guarded and isolate yourself.

Leo: You're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find.

Virgo: You're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression.

Libra: You!!! Flirt!!! With!!! Everyone!!!

Scorpio: You intimidate the shit out of people.

Sagittarius: You're a player and people don't wanna get too involved.

Capricorn: You never really smile and you look scary a lot.

Aquarius: You seem unapproachable.

Pisces: You don't know how to compose yourself and giggle too much which scares people. Are you laughing at them?

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