Aries: Irritating firecracker with a volatile go-getter attitude
Taurus: Stubborn know-it-all with an inability to verbalize feelings
Gemini: Short attention spanned crowd pleaser with great knowledge of everything but their feelings
Cancer: Hypersensitive whiner willing to cling to anyone who gives attention
Leo: Self-centered enthusiast who believes there's only ME in team
Virgo: Fussy perfectionist incredibly unsettled by anything out of place
Libra: Annoyingly indecisive socialite in search for the perfect lover who doesn't exist
Scorpio: Mysterious loner who uses intimidation to distract others from how unbearably emotional they are
Sagittarius: Loud mouth optimist living by a no strings attached philosophy (sex included)
Capricorn: Ruthlessly ambitious closet pervert afraid of losing control
Aquarius: Pensive trailblazer with a penchant for stalking
Pisces: Wishy-washy emotional nutcase concerned with otherworldly happenings
