Wine Mom: Aries, Aquarius, Cancer
Beer Dad: Pisces, Leo, Capricorn
Vodka Aunt: Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio
Weed Cousin: Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius
• Zodiacs •
Table of contents-
1. What you need to know
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2. Things the signs say too much
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3. The signs as signs
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4. Your sign's stereotype(s)
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5. The signs as high school stereotypes
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6. "Most..." squads
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7. The signs falling for someone
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8. The signs studying
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9. Why the signs are still single
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10. Things people don't know about the signs
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11. The signs when they have a crush on someone
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12. What the signs don't want to hear you say
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13. Things the signs need to hear
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14. The signs as cereals
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15. The signs as Kings, Queens, Princes, and Princesses
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16. Things the signs laugh at
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17. The signs when they find you attractive
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18. The signs in three words
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19. The signs in a horror movie
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20. The signs at school
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21. The signs as pick-up lines
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22. The signs on a roadtrip
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23. The signs as types of drinks
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24. The signs as Suite Life of Zack and Cody quotes
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25. After sex comments
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26. The signs and Snapchat
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27. The signs and sleep
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28. Signs as underrated date ideas
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29. The signs' most beautiful features
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30. Cuddling vs. Kissing
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31. The signs in a boring class
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32. Dirty vs. Clean minds
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33. Signs telling jokes
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34. The signs as boyfriends/girlfriends
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35. The signs as friends
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36. How evil is your sign
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37. Cool nicknames for your friends based on their signs
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38. The signs as bitches
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39. Squads
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40. The signs as characters from Spongebob
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41. The signs as things they're good at
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42. The signs' last words
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43. The signs when something goes right
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44. Shit the signs say pt. 1
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45. Feelings the signs experience most in their lifetime
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46. The signs as family members
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47. The signs when the teacher calls on them
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48. How the signs get around
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49. Shit the signs say pt. 2
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50. What the parents of the signs need to understand
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51. What the signs want to hear
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52. What the signs would be famous for
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53. The signs that probably talk to themselves more than anyone else
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54. Signs that can...
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55. Humorously Exaggerated Zodiac Stereotypes
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