Aries: "You mean, the PRNDL"
Taurus: "THEES EES A DEESASTER"
Gemini: "I'm not cleaning that up..."
Cancer: "Oh no! The box said it would be a honey mist auburn!"
"Well, honey, you missed auburn big time."
Leo: "YAY ME!"
Virgo: "How do you lose a woman?!"
"You forget to cherish her."
Libra: "No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez a thief!"
Scorpio: "Would you like 'AM' or 'FM'??!!"
Sagittarius: "I dated a guy in a wheelchair once.. maybe you know him!"
Capricorn: "Heey sweet thaang"
Aquarius: "I've met bread smarter than you."
Pisces: "No running in my lobby!"
