Bloopers? Romance Generator

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Warning: this is why I need to write this fanfic before someone else does it for me 

Bria and Calum

A Cute Romance

by xxSaltyPidgexx

Bria Parker is a tall, pretty and shy student from cali. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Calum Hood, a skinny, fat man with a passion for music.

Bria takes an instant disliking to Calum and the ansty and stupid ways he learnt during his years in oz.

However, when a guitar tries to committed robbery Bria, Calum springs to the rescue. Bria begins to notices that Calum is actually rather quirky at heart.

But, the pressures of Calum's job as a bassist leave him blind to Bria's affections and Bria takes up guitar to try an distract himself.

Finally, when breadstick guitarist, Luke Hemmings, threatens to come between them, Calum has to act fast. But will they ever find the cute love that they deserve?

Auto Praise for Bria and Calum

"I fell in love with the passionate Calum Hood. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot."

- The Daily Tale     ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Bria and Calum does deliver a strong social lesson."

- Enid Kibbler     (that life is a bitch)

"I love the bit where a guitar tries to committed robbery Bria - nearly fell off my seat."

- Hit the Spoof          (Let's just say Bria was shook too)

"I could do better."

- Zob Gloop            (honestly he probably could have)

Hey guys, so basically what happened I was bored and I found this generator I thought it was funny enough to share with you guys. Anyways Almost done with the next chapter leave 1 comment or vote and I will update ASAP. p.s. I really hope you guys think my fanfic is okay.

-xxSaltyPidgexx

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