stimulate ☞ yoongi

w. ༼ ﾉಥ ‿ ಥ ༽ﾉ

joke

[unknown]: okay so hi.

babymane: is this the prologue of my story?

[unknown]: what?

babymane: i could sense that i know you

babymane: who are you?

[unknown]: was that sarcasm? or do u want me to laugh?

babymane: im— i didn't tell you to laugh yeah?

[unknown]: :D

babymane: just tell me who you are and then my justice is done

:D: justice?

babymane: im always communicating people whom i don't know

:D: ooo00oo0hHhhH

:D: like someone is stalking u ?

babymane: im too baby for someone who stalks me

:D: hhHmmM..,,,,,.,...,,.

:D: bitch i don't think so

babymane: i really feel like it's the beginning of my love story

babymane: okay it's sarcasm

:D: what a bitch

babymane: what's a bitch

babymane: is that your official name?

bitsh: you msthrr fuvkinf wimsn

babymane: ok let me be friendly.

babymane: hello. hola. anyeonghasseyo. ni hao.  konitchiwa. hi bitch what's ur name?

bitsh: im just someone who should be admired for

babymane: excuji me

babymane: imma go to the toilet

bitsh: are u going to shit tears from my handsome face?

babymane: oh my.

babymane: so you're a man?

bitsh: boiiii****

babymane: gosh. some lowkey newbie just admitted their name whom im chatting for a month and i don't give a shit to you anymore.

babymane: im so sick of this fake luv:(

boi: fake luv?

babymane: just go with the flow man

boi: idfc

babymane: hey what's ur name

babymane: where do u live

babymane: have u experienced sex

boi: oooohh someone's horny

boi: and chill it's just yoongi

babymane: wtf yoongi?!?!?!

babymane: ive just thought right aha im so genius imma be like einstein right now

yoongi: wow, okay dream hard.