Pick ups?!

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Taehyung's POV

After the day Yoona got a gift from a mysterious college student she became like weird

She is naturally weird but not like today!

She's like quiet and... I dunno clingy?

I mean it doesn't matter if she's clingy but she's really diff!

Like she would

"Hey Taeyie.... I won't be near you anymore...." EHH?!

"W-WHAT?!"

"Cuz you're a criminal.." What does she mean by that??

"Wae!"

"Cuz you stole my heart and I won't be near you because we are already one"

@Loveislyyyy     (aygotchu!)

I blushed at that!

And like that! She's been saying pick up lines!

I'll tell you the flashback

WUSHHUUNNGG!

"Taehyung... You want me to tie your laces?"

Eh?

"So you won't fall....... For anyone"

Ohmyyyyy! I've never seen this side!

Minutes later she said another one

"Tae.. Are you a library?"

"No why?"

"Cuz when I get close to you I get quiet"

OHMYFRIKINGAWT!

Is she really okay?

I mean I like having this treatment but it's way too much!

Way too much!

END OF WUSHHUUNNGG!!

Yoona's POV

I always pull my best pick up lines I don't know why

We parted ways since he had an english class while I have a free time

I entered the library and sat on a vacant seat

I always bought my fave book with me here

'In the Origins of the species' by Idunnooo

Anyways that doesn't matter!

While reading it... I felt sleepy

Like my eyes were about to close

Then it shut down so I slept for like almost an hour

When I heard a seat rumble and vibrated the desk

I peeked a little too see an angel

Kim Taehyung

I opened my eyes and yawned

"*yawn* Hey Tae, whatchu doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in class?" I said while rubbing my eyes

"Well the teacher wants me to read something here and I saw you!"

Okay....

"Well then where's the book you're saying?" I looked to his hands and only saw bracelet

"Uhh ermm... I forgot to look for it.."

I stood up and dragged him to the books station

"What subject? What title?" I'm eager to see him study

"Uhmm... A human... Named Yoona" Pfdts!

I almost spit my saliva out because I'm choking and laughing at the same time

"Yah what a nice joke! Now say it or else" I threatened

"Hehe....  It's called the BOTS, we are currently learning about B-est O-verslaying T-ragically  S-ubject"

(OMAIWATTHEFCKAMIDOIN?) WHAT KIND OF TITLE IS DAT?! TELL ME BRAIN! TELL M.E!!)

Pftss!

"Yeah sure... I'll find it for you" Then I started looking for it

Taehyung's POV

I sighed

What is she doing in this hour???

I asked myself while not listening to the teacher

"Kim Taehyung" I looked at the teacher

"Yes?"

"Go to the library and take these examinations... You haven't had good grades so you have a special exam"

Whyyyyyyy

Wait.... Yoona is in there right?

Whatevs

I just left that filthy room and went to the library

'Look how pretty! I wish she doesn't have a boyfriend rn!'
'Yeah! I mean look at the precious face'

I heard guys whispering

About my GIRLFRIEND

"Yeah, I wish she could be single again to make her mine again" I said sarcastically

Then the guys looked at me surprised

"Uh ahh sorry!" They both bowed and apologized

I went to Yoona and saw her peacefully sleeping while her head is in the book

I slowly took a chair out and putted the exam sheets on my bag(Imagine Tae saying "Sh*ts? JM: Sheets)

But then the slowness of the chair woke her up

"*yawn* Hey Tae, whatchu doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in class?" She said while rubbing her eyes

"Well the teacher wants me to read something here and I saw you!" I said more like I lied

"Well then where's the book you're saying?" She looked to my hands and only saw my bracelet

"Uhh ermm... I forgot to look for it.." Lame excuse Taehyung

Then she stood up and grabbed my hand and she dragged me towards the book section

"What subject? What title?" She said while her eyes were twinkling

"Uhmm... A human... Named Yoona" Pfdts!

She laughed

"Yah what a nice joke! Now say it or else" She threatened

"Hehe....  It's called the BOTS, we are currently learning about B-est O-verslaying T-ragically  S-ubject"

WOW! WHAT KIND OF TITLE IS THAT KIM TAEHYUNG!!!?!

I looked at her and her face was ( ̄. ̄)

And mine was ╮(╯▽╰")╭

"Yeah sure... I'll find it for you" Then she started looking for it

Whatalameexcusetaehyungwahaawww

What a jerkk!

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