South Park randomness (completed)

Tesco

Tweek: make haste to tesco to speak with the ravens!

Kenny; come closer my minions there are people of all hair colours in the walls of this terrible but affordable place

Butters:kenny if it's affordable do you and your family shop here?

Kenny: that doesn't matter what does matter is that we talk with the raven king!

* all run in to tesco pretending to ride horses*

Random woman: druggies

Tweek: hey! were on a mission la- OH MY FUCKING GOD SHES GINGER!

Kenny: do something!

Butters: okay * makes shoeing motions with hands*go way no one like you! go way! your burning my eyes

Random woman: DA FAQ? * walks out*

Kenny: you did it young squire come let's travel to the place of the ravens.... the toy section

* all walk to the toy section*

Tweek: ngh there's Stan he knows we're the king is

Kenny: yes yes he does *walks up to stan*

Stan: what do you want blondies? you aren't going to take our kingdom we have claimed this new land as ours

Butters: sir Stan we seek advice from your king it the gingers they've taken over Walmart our land and Kyle is their leader

Stan: Kyle is their leader? *dramatic voice* what has happened to the world

Kenny: Kyle happened

Tweek: so can we speak with the king?

Stan: no first your best knight must duel in front of the king against our best knight

Kenny: butters accepts this challenge

Stan: then follow me to the games il- I mean battle field

*all make haste to the 'battle field'*

Stan: the king will be here soon

Tweek: who is the king?

Stan: his identity is a secret to outsiders

*hooded figure cones down to the battle arena with kevin*

Stan: it's time to fight

Butters: *grabs foam sword*

Kevin: *grabs foam axe and strikes butters*

Butters: ha you missed *goes for a hit and hits arm*

Kevin: that was my weak hand *finishes off butters*

King: he sucked I will not tell you anything unless *pulls down hood* I get alone time with tweek for ten minutes*

Tweek + kenny + butters:CRAIG!?

Kenny: take tweek * smirks and sets timer you have ten minutes no more no less

Tweek: great note the sarcasm butters help me!

Butters: sorry tweek we need answers

Craig: *seductivly* let's go tweekers

Tweek: god

*ten minuets later*

Kevin: your majesty your time is up!

* tweek and Craig come out off the storeroom hair messy clothes messy salvia on there lips both blushing*

Stan: wow

Kenny: you did a lot for only ten minutes it looks like

Tweek: STFU

Butters: can we have answers?

Craig: yes the gingers attack only when the sun is setting to protect their skin except Kyle who attacks fluently whenever he wants kidnapping people there used to be four brunettes him and his partner Rebecca better known as red kidnapped jimmy valmer there jester

Tweek: red? she working with kyle?

Kevin: it makes sense there both daywalkers so of course they would work together

*evil laugh is heard lights go out and when they turn back on 2 people are missing *

Kevin: those soulless ginger bastards

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