Truth or dare #2

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Kyle: *laughs* your a virgin stan?

Cartman: that's fucking hilarious!

Stan: whatever cartman truth or dare?

Cartman: truth

Stan: who would you fuck outta our moms?

Cartman: umm kyles moms too old so not her obviously not mine so either Stan's or kennys. kennys is younger so kennys

Kyle: da fuck? I wouldn't of answered

Kennys: umm okay so Stan truth or dare?

Stan: dare

Kenny: demonstrate your favourite sex position on someone of your choice

Stan: sorry Kyle but I pick you

Kyle: what?! why me?

Stan: cause I don't wanna do it to cartman and kennys too horny

Kyle: let's get this over with

Stan:*demonstrates doggy style on Kyle* there

Kyle:*slowly moves away from Stan* ewwwww

Cartman: Jew I've seen dirty things you can get up to and it's not a pretty sight

Kenny: WTF have you seen Kyle do?

Kyle:*blushes and hides behind Stan *

Stan: Kyle truth or dare?

Kyle: truth

Kenny: do you have a crush on anyone?

Kyle: *mutters* Stan

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