Kyle: *laughs* your a virgin stan?
Cartman: that's fucking hilarious!
Stan: whatever cartman truth or dare?
Cartman: truth
Stan: who would you fuck outta our moms?
Cartman: umm kyles moms too old so not her obviously not mine so either Stan's or kennys. kennys is younger so kennys
Kyle: da fuck? I wouldn't of answered
Kennys: umm okay so Stan truth or dare?
Stan: dare
Kenny: demonstrate your favourite sex position on someone of your choice
Stan: sorry Kyle but I pick you
Kyle: what?! why me?
Stan: cause I don't wanna do it to cartman and kennys too horny
Kyle: let's get this over with
Stan:*demonstrates doggy style on Kyle* there
Kyle:*slowly moves away from Stan* ewwwww
Cartman: Jew I've seen dirty things you can get up to and it's not a pretty sight
Kenny: WTF have you seen Kyle do?
Kyle:*blushes and hides behind Stan *
Stan: Kyle truth or dare?
Kyle: truth
Kenny: do you have a crush on anyone?
Kyle: *mutters* Stan
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